[Preparing to bury Greg whose body is in a wheelchair] Do you want to say a few words?
Er... thanks for the memories. [Dumps Greg's body into hole who groans awake with Rudy whacking Greg with shovel and falling back onto dirt heap] What are you doing?!
I'm fucking panicking, aren't I, Finn?!
Jesus! So you didn't check for a pulse, then?!
I'm not a doctor!
Dude, get in the fucking hole and check for a pulse!
[Jumps into hole then calls phone] Jess? I found the situation.
Where are you?
I'm sitting on the situation.
What situation are you talking about?
The probation worker situation.
The Abby situation. What's the probation worker situation?
He tried to fuck me. So I accidentally killed him. At least, I thought I'd killed him, but then Rudy hit him with a spade, so now... he might actually be dead. [Greg groans awake] No, he isn't! He's alive! He's alive again! What's the Abby situation?
She's taken an overdose.
Well, is she okay?
She's alive.
Right, good. Well, that's a start. Er...
You take care of that situation and we'll take care of this situation.
Okay, good, yeah. Yeah.
Er... Bye!
Bye. [Hangs up]
[Brings up Abbey] Okay. [Pokes Abbey's mouth who vomits]
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