[Community servers are scraping off flypostings on a wall]
What's up with you?
I think the probation worker fancies me.
Oh, for God's sake, Finn, you monkey-faced prick, does he heck!
I'm serious. I... I think he's in love with me. You should see the way he looks at me with his... with his hungry eyes.
Was he looking at you like this? 'Cause this is me thinking that you're a little twat.
Am I? Well, he gave me a finger of his KitKat.
Oh, dear God!
Just snapped it off.
Finn, it's the oldest trick in the book, you douche.
You don't underst...
Come on. Really? You just... You take the finger of the KitKat, you insert it up your anus, you give it to the unsuspecting victim, that's good times. It was a more innocent time, I'll have you know, when children were allowed to be bloody children. Thank you very much, judgy.
I smelt it. And either the probation worker's arse smells of chocolate, or... it hadn't been anywhere near his arse.
So what did you do with it?
Ate it.
Oh, God!
Fuck me!
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