[In abandoned market stalls] Would you stop sniffing that scarf?
There's something about the smell of her. I keep asking girls in the bar if it's theirs, and none of them are her. She's like Cinderella.
This Cinderella, did you shag her?
What? No.
Cinderella, like in the fairy tale. Pumpkin. Fairy godmother. She had a glass slipper.
[Hits her vehicle with purse] Fucking start, you piece of shit!
No, wait, it's you!
You're the monkey-cheese guy! Why are you looking at me like that?
Because you know my dad, don't you?
[Sitting on bench] He split in two? There's two of him?
You got the shitty end of the stick, mate. Well, the shitty end of the dad.
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