This is all wrong, this. I wanted me ET ending.
At least we got some BMXs out of it. I always wanted a BMX. I just remembered that! I just remembered something. That's a clue. To what? To my true identity. Okay, think... BMX.
No, I'm still on ET, love, I'm sorry.
Hello? Is he okay? Jesus, um... I don't know his family. I know he's a barman. Yeah... I'm on my way. OK. Bye. [Hangs up]That was the hospital. It's Alex. He's got a punctured lung, they're giving him...
[Rides BMX into wall] Ah! They're giving him a lung transplant.
Shit! I'll tell you now, you don't wanna be getting a transplant round here.
Why's that?
Well, Curtis told me about this girl he was seeing this one time, right, and she had an heart transplant. She only ended up getting herself a teleportation power. And then she ended up getting killed by a guy who controlled cheese.
I'm sure Alex the sexy barman is gonna be fine.
What's the chance of it happening again, really?
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