[On rooftop] They're evil bitch nuns, is what they are. Eh? They're holding Nadine hostage because they're jealous of our love. It's like, if they can't have Rudy, no-one can. Eh?
Are you sure that's her motivation?
It's... It's a deficit of drugs and reality bloody TV. [Finn enters] Their sexual frustration, right, has caused them to become so bitter and twisted... They're [Finn sits] consumed by bloody hatred and jealousy. I mean, look at him. I'm more than capable of satisfying me own needs, thank you very much.
That what you were just doing in the toilets?
No.
Fuck.
I mean, what are we talking about?
Nadine! We need to break Nadine out of the convent, and the emphasis here is on "we", right? We, we, we. You need to help me. Who's gonna help me? Come on! Oh, I see. Is that how it is? Unbe-friggin'-lievable. The number of times I've helped you two out. And you, man. What about when you... the time you were so damn pissed, you shat in your own bed, and who offered to swap with you? Me.
That was you. You shat in your own bed and then offered to swap with me.
Did I?
Yeah.
Yeah, and why did I do that?
Because you didn't wanna sleep in your own shit.
That's incorrect. It's because that's what friends do, innit? It's... It's all for one and one for all, and a nun.
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