Why does she keep running off, then?
Because she's a girl. That's what they do. They string you along like a little puppy and then, when you think you've got a chance, they end up with... some guy who works in a bar who doesn't even have a dick. Maybe she's some sexy psycho werewolf who doesn't want you finding out.
Well, fuck... What if it's that? Shit!
Oi! Don't swear in front of the bump!
[See Nadine running up a hill across the lake] Come on, we need to follow her.
[Answers phone] Yeah? All right, just...
I need you to meet me at the karaoke bar on the estate, er... Something's going on with Alex. He is gonna try and get his cock back. I'm really worried what he's gonna do.
To be honest, I really couldn't give a shit about you and Alex. So I'm probably gonna give it a miss.
Why are you being such a prick?
Good luck with it, though, yeah? I hope you're happy together. Fuck. I've... I've just hung up on Jess, that's really rude.
Wait. Is she shitting in the bushes? Why would she be shitting in the bushes?
It's the werewolf thing, I told you.
Hey, we need to be getting to the karaoke bar.
[Nadine appears in a nun's habit] What the f... ohh. Shit, I'm in love with a fucking nun.
Ah. Yep. Looks like it.
I'm just gonna call her back.
What are the fucking chances? When was the last time you even saw a nun?
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