It's one of these flats up here. It's going up her arse.
Ha-ha. Hey, I had the most amazing dream about Nadine last night.
[Feels baby kick in womb] Ow. He just kicked me.
How'd you know it's a him?
I don't know, just feels like a him.
I'll tell you summat else Nadine said, and all.
No offence, but will you shut the fuck up about Nadine?
What do you mean?
It's all you've gone on about all day. Nadine, Nadine, Nadine. It is really fucking boring.
Usually when I meet a girl, it's... it's just, it's all down here. It's dick-based. I mean, honestly, I tried putting on a bit of grot this morning. A bit of girl-on-girl. Scissoring, all that, just clear my mind a bit. So sweet. It's the first time I want to see a girl for the second time and I... I don't know where to find her, do I? Let's go shove a baby up a girl's arse, shall we?
Right, for fuck's sake. Abbey, come on!
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