Whoever your dad is, cheap bastard owes you for 21 friggin' birthdays! You know, the man's out there, he is just spraying his sperm around like it were friggin' confetti or summat like that. I tell you, the least he could do, [taps picture in newspaper] buy you a car. And that's not to mention all the friggin' Christmases he's missed as well. This little fella's gonna be balls deep in turkey this year,
D'you really think you can have a relationship with some guy you've never even met before? I'm telling you now.
He's me dad. We're blood, we're... Blood's thicker than wine. You know, as wanky as it might sound... [sighs] ... I'm going on a journey of self-discovery.
And... I'd appreciate it if I had a little bit of support.
Yeah, I just hope your dad's not tragically disappointed.
Why would he be disappointed?
Well, beca- [Greg appears] oh, dear.
Ohhh, eeny, meeny, miny, moe! [Points to Greg]
Oh, fuck!
My office. NOW! [Leans into Rudy and whispers] We're going to do some grief counselling. I guarantee there will be tears. [Smiles] And they won't be mine.
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