[Rudy, Curtis and Jess are at blind people's clay modeling in the recreation centre atrium]
He shits in a bucket?
Yeah, well, more to the point, what if it isn't his shit?
Whose shit was it?
Right, well, he's got this door, keeps it locked. Keep hearing all this talking through it. Where the fuck's this dog he keeps going on about? I just think he's got some sort of...
[Approaches] We need to change things up. Ally's asked for a different model.
What? Why does she want a different model?
Are you questioning me? You don't get to question me, because as far as you're concerned, I am God. And you know what happens when you fuck with God. There is an almighty shitstorm. Now, swap with this bell-end, if you think you can manage it.
[Chuckles] D'you wanna know why she wanted to swap? Because even though she's blind, she can still see my inner beauty.
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