Rudy, Curtis and others in “Unfinished Business”

Rudy

You are bang out of order, mate!

Curtis

Yeah? And how's that?

Rudy

Because you're exploiting her disabilities and y- you are playing your...sick little mind games, trying to get your stinking little fingers into her lovely, creamy knickers.

Curtis

There ain't no law against shagging beautiful blind girls.

Rudy

There is, there is a law! Dude, there's a law, it's called Rudy's Law. D'you know what it says?

Curtis

No.

Rudy

It says.... oh, now, now... settle it like gentlemen.

Curtis

And how's that?

Rudy

A game of Penis, Scissors, Twat.

Finn

Is that like Paper, Scissors, Stone?

Rudy

N... They stole that from me. The question is, are you a man or are you a vagina? [Curtis stares in disbelief] Well, I think we have our answer there. You, sir, are a vagina.

Jess

Can you please stop saying "vagina"?

Rudy

Yes.

Finn

What d'you call yours? [Silence] Forget I asked.

Curtis

All right, let's do this. Best out of three.

One, two, three. [Curtis does scissors]

Rudy

[Covers Curtis's hand with both hands] That's the vagina, swallowing your scissors!