Finn, Jess and others in “Unfinished Business”

Finn

Is it just me, or is it reminding you of the end of Titanic?

Jess

I'm going to die in a freezer on my first day of community service. I thought I'd have kids, grow old and ugly. I'd die in my sleep with all my family around me.

Finn

I always thought I'd die in a car crash. A silver Mercedes 300 SL Gullwing. I'm off me head on prescription painkillers. Just finished getting sucked off by Angelina Jolie. I open me eyes and bang! I hit a tree, a big fuck-off oak tree, on top of a hill, looking out at the sea. Angelina lives, but she's horribly disfigured. Sadie?

Jess

Who's Sadie?

Finn

Me dog. If I die, who's going to feed me dog? Are you dying?

Jess

I... I really need a wee. I have a small bladder.

Finn

Don't mind me, if you want to...

Jess

I'm not going to piss myself in front of you.

Finn

What if we piss ourselves in front of each other? There's no shame in that. Do you want to freestyle or do you want to synchronize? On the count of three?

Jess

Oh, this can't be happening.

Finn

Are you pissing in your pants or are you getting it out?

Jess

I'll be pissing in my pants.

Finn

Okay! I'm going to just... There he is. All right? Here we go. On three...

Jess

Will you please just shut the fuck up and let me piss myself?

Finn

I really hope you don't need a shit. [Rudy and Seth open freezer door and dump in Michael]

Jess

What are you doing?! We don't know anything about any briefcase!

Finn

We just want to go home and watch Countdown! I've got a dog!

Jess

We're going to die in here.

Seth

What if they really are two innocent young offenders who just showed up here this morning to do their community service?

Rudy

I believe you'll find there's no such thing as an innocent young offender, is there?