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Misfits · Season 1, Episode 15

Rudy, Curtis and others in “Unfinished Business”

It was you, you've done this to me.

No one needs to know about that. And next time you find a girl unconscious, you don't touch her. You get it?

I was checking on you. Hm? It was you that was all grabbing me, nuh-nuh-nuh, kissing me and pushing me head down. I don't even like doing that. So who's the real victim here?

You never heard the saying, "no means no"?

Yeah, but you didn't say no. You said, "Suck my nipples."

I was spiked! I thought you were someone else. You didn't think it was strange when I started calling you Emma?

People say all kinds of weird shit during sex. I was fucking this bird this one time, right, I'm about to blow my load, and I went, "Auntie!" What's that all about?

You should've known.

You never look a gift horse in the mouth, do you? That's one fine looking gift horse you've got there. [Starts retching and coughing] Oh! Ooh, I've got it. [Holds up a hair]

Ugh, is that a pube?

Mmm! D'you want it back?

[Laughs] Did you?

For a bloke, he's got a lovely pussy.

Fuck it. [Walks away]

Hmm.

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