It was you, you've done this to me.
No one needs to know about that. And next time you find a girl unconscious, you don't touch her. You get it?
I was checking on you. Hm? It was you that was all grabbing me, nuh-nuh-nuh, kissing me and pushing me head down. I don't even like doing that. So who's the real victim here?
You never heard the saying, "no means no"?
Yeah, but you didn't say no. You said, "Suck my nipples."
I was spiked! I thought you were someone else. You didn't think it was strange when I started calling you Emma?
People say all kinds of weird shit during sex. I was fucking this bird this one time, right, I'm about to blow my load, and I went, "Auntie!" What's that all about?
You should've known.
You never look a gift horse in the mouth, do you? That's one fine looking gift horse you've got there. [Starts retching and coughing] Oh! Ooh, I've got it. [Holds up a hair]
Ugh, is that a pube?
Mmm! D'you want it back?
[Laughs] Did you?
For a bloke, he's got a lovely pussy.
Fuck it. [Walks away]
Hmm.
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