Curtis, Nathan and others in “Unfinished Business”

Curtis

She's saying all this weird stuff about sex and that. She says she's saving herself until she's ready to make a proper commitment.

Nathan

It's a sad day for all of us when a bird like that decides it's time to pull up her knickers.

Curtis

You realize that's my girlfriend you're talking about?

Nathan

And I feel your pain. [Puts hand on Curtis shoulder who swipes it off and points in Nathan's face]

Curtis

Wash your hands before you touch me!

Kelly

Have you finished?

Nathan

[Puts index finger to lips] The beast is back in his cage. He is sleeping. Shhh!

Curtis

It's that lot we saw yesterday. She's dressing like that. They did something to her.

Kelly

What, like brainwashing or something?

Simon

It's the storm.

Nathan

How d'you know that? You don't know that?

Simon

When weird stuff happens, it's always the storm. Haven't you worked that out yet?

Curtis

He has got a point.

Nathan

Did you just recently GROW A SET OF BALLS?

Simon

I've always had a set of balls. You just never seen them.

Nathan

That is about the gayest thing I've ever heard.