[To Kelly sitting far apart from Jodi on a couch in office] So, have you anything you'd like to say to Kelly?
I've got nothing to say to her!
Kelly, would you like to tell Jodi why you hit her?
Yeah, 'cause if you go around saying someone's a slag, you're gonna get a slap. [Jodi sucks teeth] Is there something up your teeth?!
Okay, how are you two going to resolve this? [Nathan rollerskates past office window doing a sustained singing note with Kelly amused and Sally opens office door] Take the roller skates off! And the goggles! Take them off!
Ah, this is bullshit. We're never gonna be mates!
I heard you and Darren broke up.
Yeah.
I heard he dumped yah. What's that about?
What is it you?!
Let's keep things friendly!
You're better off without him. He's a rat faced glue sniffer.
Kelly.
Are you sayin' he's got a rat face?!
Yeah, he's a proper ratty.
[Stands up] Don't even be talking about him?!
[Stands up] What'd you care?! 'Cause he dumped yah! [Flicks off Jodi's hat who punches Kelly who headbutts Jodi]
Kelly!
[Mindread by Kelly] You see how it feels, bitch! [To Sally manhandling her out of office] She's getting life! She headbutt me!
Just get out!
You slut whore!
Just calm down!
[Throws chair out of office] Shut up, you twat!
Kelly!
I was trying to be nice! [Voice of thought] Yeah, I had an attitude.
I think that went pretty well.
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