Simon, Curtis and others in “Unfinished Business”

Simon

If I'm invisible, I can see if anyone puts anything in our lockers.

Curtis

That sounds like a plan. [To Alisha putting on mascara] You alright with that one, yeah?

Alisha

Works for me.

Curtis

[To Simon] Go on then, turn invisible.

Simon

I can't do it when everyone's watching me.

Nathan

So I guess it's like pissing at a urinal if you've got a tiny cock.

Alisha

Well, that's, er, really impressive. [They walk away, then Simons transforms] Hey, you lot! Did you see it?!