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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Here's to the future.

Oh, about the future, I've just been.

Am I a shepherd?!

Erm... You are holding a golf sale sign, for a golf sale that doesn't exist. [Points at Alex] You're still working behind the bar. [Looks at Finn] And you are a trainee probation worker.

Fuck off!

Honest- Shame on you, Finley! Deep humiliating shame. [Back to Jess] I'm a multimillionaire, aren't I? [she starts to speak] Got 'em! No, no, no, don't tell me. Don't tell me, I want it to be a surprise. Wink twice, for yes.

You win a quid, piss yourself and then you get electrocuted.

Colour me disappointed.

I'm just saying, unless we want to spend the rest of our lives as these underachieving fuck-ups, then maybe we should think about actually doing something with our powers.

What you mean, like, open up a fast food restaurant?

No, I mean like becoming proper superheroes. Good ones that do good shit.

Superheroes, I'm up for that.

I might have to make a few modifications. Just on me costume... just on account of me- I've got irritable bowel syndrome. And shitting in lycra is how I got banned from the gym.

No offence, but you lot... Superheroes? Fuck it! All right, yeah, let's do it.

This could be the start of something huge. I can feel it in me nut sack.

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