Mighty Morphin Power Rangers quotes

[to the citizens of Angel Grove] I'm the new landlord in town, and all your leases are due!

You always were an ungrateful, rotten, little brat!

You never understood me!

Whatever.

So I failed once. Big deal. Rita and Zedd have tried to conquer the Earth over a hundred times, and they've never come close.

Ninjor

Turn around and fight like a... hey, what are you?

And where is the old coot? I haven't seen him for days!

That's because he's been busy.

Goldar

Busy doing what?

Yes, what? I didn't think anything could be important to him, except driving me out of my mind!

The Orb of Doom, when placed properly on the Earth, will cause the planet to freeze on its axis.

So the Earth stops spinning. Big deal.

The Power Rangers will become the Powerless Rangers, as they are once again reduced to children! They will be unable to defend themselves against our awesome forces!

Heh, I hate to be the one to break the news to you, Dad, but we tried this once before, and it didn't work then, either!

Goldar

Been there, done that. What are ya, new?

We're not gonna let you do this!

Rito

Oh! Big words for someone in pink tights!

I can't believe the old coot did it! You know what this means, don't you? I'll never hear the end of it! He'll just go on, and on...

Don't fret, Zeddy! Why not think of this as a learning experience? Now, let's get into the act before we miss all the fun!

Yes, I guess you're right, my dear. It is time we had some fun, isn't it? Without those Power Rangers in our way, this world is ours for the taking!

Thanks to hydro power, mission is accomplished!

I've had it with the lot of you. I'm going back to my own galaxy, where evil reigns supreme and the bad guys always win!

It was a foolproof plan! Why? Why?!

Rito

Whoopsie Daisy daddy. Come on, don't take it so rough.

Grow up! You're supposed to be the adult around here! Now stop it, you're embarrassing me!

That's it! I've had it with the lot of you. I'm going back to my own galaxy, where evil reigns supreme and the bad guys always win!

[taps Slotsky's shoulder] Sir, your food's here.

Did I order something?

Yeah! A knuckle sandwich!

Can't you do anything right?! What is it with you anyway!

Rito

It wasn't my fault, sis. It was Mr. Goldilocks here!

What's truly baffling is why I keep relying on those two mindless buffoons. Those pinheads can't do anything right!