Oh, it's good to be free after 10,000 years!
S1Day of the Dumpster
[to fleeing astronauts]
RRita
Don't leave! You'll miss my coming-out party. That's when I destroy the nearest planet!
[the nearest planet happens to be... Earth]
Danger! Danger! It's the big one! I know it! We'll all be destroyed!
Calm down, Alpha! It's Rita. She's escaped, and she's attacking the planet.
Ay-yi-yi! What should we do?!
Teleport to us five overbearing and over-emotional humans.
No, not that! Not... teenagers!
That is correct, Alpha.
I was afraid of that.
[sees Alpha] A fully sentient, multifunctional automaton. I've never seen anything like it.
Mastodon!
Pterodactyl!
Triceratops!
Saber-Toothed Tiger!
Tyrannosaurus!
A5All 5
Power Rangers!
Back off, fang-face!
The good guys are here!
Get off our planet!
'Cause we're the Power Rangers!
And we're not backin' down!
You and your weapons are no match for me!
RRita
Goldar, you failed!
It won't happen again, empress!
RRita
Shut up! I've got a headache!
You guys should definitely join Jason's karate class.
This isn't exactly the mall, is it?
This place is magnificent!
I don't get it. How did we end up here?
I just want to know where here is.
It's quite simple, my dear. This planet is under attack, and I have brought you here to save it!
Look at him; that dude's HUGE!
S1High Five
RRita
*moans* I've got such a headache! Somebody Bring me an aspirin!
BBones
*Laughes* I am Bones! At your service-takes of his head and holds it like a hat-.
Hmm. Prehaps I should have sent the machine on low.
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