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Merriment and togetherness make me ill. Every year for centuries, these nauseating Earthlings get together and celebrate the holidays. But this year, it's going to be different.
Aw, give me a break! You say that every year!
How would you know?! We've only been married for a year, though it seems like centuries.
[About Zedd's brain-washing toys.]
Y'know, Ed, this ain't such a bad idea. I kinda like this thing.
It's "Zedd," you mental marshmallow!
Alright, Santa, this year, you won't have to check your list because all the world's children will be naughty. And won't that be nice for me?
I know who you are, and you've been a very naughty boy this year!
Yeah, yeah, I'm heartbroken.
Now, you'd think that those Rangers would have someplace to go for the holidays, but nooo.
Boy, you guys are bearly gonna make a light snack.I think i'm gonna eat all of Angel grove when i'm through with you.
Lunch break's over!
You couldn't even transform a helpless chimp? What kind of worthless fool are you?!
I'm not sure. That's a difficult question to answer.
(About Kelly) Aw, the Power Twerps have a new mascot! (To Goldar) She even looks a little like you!
That's a lie!
You're right; She's better looking!
(Trying to zap Kelly) Don't you want to be a big strong monkey like King what-his-name?
Who dares enter unannounced?!
[appears before him] What?! Who dares to ask a question of me, Master Vile?!
Oh!
Master WHO?!
Zeddy...
What? Rita, you know this intruder?
Meet Master Vile. My father!
[Zedd is shocked]
Hiya, Dad!
[Master Vile laughs maniacally]
[having heard of Rita and Zedd's marriage] You married Lord Zedd?! You couldn't marry anyone who had a skull?!
I may not have a skull, but I have captured the Falcon Zord, as well as the great Ninjor. What do you have to say about that?!
I don't believe it!
But it's true, Dad! Look!
[he opens the jar and proceeds to walk towards his father; he trips on Zedd and inadvertently drops the jar]
Aha! I'm free at last! You'll never catch me now!
[spotting the other Rangers while exploring the Caves of Deception] Hey guys, what are you doing here?
Tommy, the battle's over. We lost. [hangs head]
It's awful! Katherine's totally evil now!
Vile has agreed to spare us and our families, if we give him the Zeo Crystal.
Tommy, you've got to join us! Surrender now!
[gets into battle stance, when the Green Ranger comes into view] My friends would never surrender to Master Vile!
You're right, Tommy! They'd join with him!
Don't!
What?!
Leave it [the Zeo Crystal] alone, Ranger!
I knew it, you're a fake!
Give it up, Tommy. You have far too much evil in you to approach the Zeo Crystal. The force field will destroy you!
I'm not evil!
Zedd, Rita, I believe you have somethin' of ours. [grabs the caged Falconzord]
Oh, no! [growls]
Don't worry. We'll show ourselves out.
Cheers!
[she and Tommy teleport out, taking the Falconzord with them]
They took the Falconzord! Why didn't you stop them?!!
And now, everyone, party like there's no tommorow... because there's not!
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