Rito Revolto quotes from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Rito

I love it when a plan comes together!

Rito

Hey, Rita! Whaddya think of your baby brother now?

Rito

Y'know, picking out a present for you has never been easy. Remember when Mom and Dad got you that little fire-breathing dragon, but you really wanted that cute little planet, so you used the dragon to burn the house down?

Rito

He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day!

Rito

Those Mighty Morphin Meatheads better watch out, 'cause from this moment on, I'm in charge, and I'm their worst nightmare!

Rito

Just once, I wish she'd have dinner ready when I get home...

Rito

Now, you'd think that those Rangers would have someplace to go for the holidays, but nooo.

Rito

We are the force that will destroy the Power Rangers! Everyone, spread out and hide!

Rito

Hey, where are you guys goin'? You guys are taking all the good spots! Come on!

You're the decoy, remember? We're the only ones that're supposed to hide!

Rito

Oh yeah, what was I thinking? I'm the decoy, I'm the decoy!

Sheesh, what a doofus.

Rito

You guys are finished! Uhh... as soon as my pals get here.

Tommy

Looks to me like Zedd left you hanging.

Rito

Oh yeah? Well, I guess I'll have to take ya down myself!

My comrades, we have executed the ultimate plan. By destroying their Zords, we have once and for all taken the power out of the Power Rangers!

Rito, my brother! I'm so proud of you!

Rito

Yeah, I'm proud of me, too.

Goldar

With four monsters helping me, I could defeat them, too!

Silence! Now that those meddlesome Rangers are finally out of our way, there is nothing Zordon can do to stop us from conquering the world!

Come on, Rito, what's the deal? Tell me what they are.

Rito

Well, like I said before, I wanted to bring a special wedding present for you and Ed here.

ZEDD!

Rito

Yeah, whatever. So I thought---

Goldar

Gee, I thought I smelled something burning.

Oh, would you be quiet?! Continue, Rito.

Rito

Yeah! So, uh... what was I saying?

Rito

Oh yeah! The eggs!

Rito

Now what was in them?

Oh, you...

Rito

Just can't remember---doh!

You've got ten seconds to tell me what's in those eggs! One, two---

Goldar

Ten!

Rito

"Ten?" Ten, that's it! Tengas! That's what's in those eggs!

Tengas?

Rito

Yep! For you and my favorite sister!

Tenga Warriors?! You brought me Tenga Warriors?!

Rito

Sure did.

I could kiss you... if you weren't so ugly. The Tenga Warriors are absolutely the most ferocious creatures this side of the universe!

My very own army of Tenga Warriors... without the Power Rangers to stand in my way, imagine the possibilities!

Hey! What's with that egg? It didn't hatch!

Goldar

It must be a dud.

Rito

No, there's something very important about that egg. I just forgot what it is.

Fools! I am surrounded by complete fools!

Rito

Eddy, Eddy, come on! We'll get 'em next time! Hey, let's see a great, big smile, Ed!

"ZEDD!" "Zedd," you snivelling weasel! Z-E-D-D! My name is Lord Zedd!

Rito

Oh, it's "Zedd!" I got it, Ed. Oop, I did it again, sorry.

Kimberly

You'll never get away with this!

Rito

Sorry, darlin'. Evil versus good, and all that.

Take Baboo and Squatt to that museum! Bring me the urn with the Face Stealer in it!

Rito

Yes, sir - ma'am!