TV show quotes
Let's play a game: I tell you what to do, and you do it, you got that?
Forget it, Bratboy. Go back to the freak lab where you were made!
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me. And I've got more then sticks and stones in store for you!
(After Rito tears the map in half)
Now we BOTH have a map! There!
Whattaya, got rocks in your head?!
Nope; There's nothing in my head!
Hey, dough-head! Wanna play a game?
Yeah! Let's play "Eliminate the Power Punks"! Who's first?
Over here, brainiac!
Hey, ugly, how about me?
Hey, over here, Bratboy.
Oh, so many to choose from.
Can't catch me, gnatboy!
GRRRRR!!! The name is Bratboy, you brain-drains.
Hey, Bulky. Do you think the Alien Rangers could beat Darth Vader?
You dimwit! Darth Vader is just pretend. The Alien Rangers are real!
Oh, right, I forgot.
[pause]
How 'bout a Klingon?
[At the Command Center's underground base, Goldar is lost.]
Drat, a dead end. Great, I'll have to turn back now. [Using the popcorn trail he left behind to find his way back.] That fool Rito is probably lost by now. I'll just follow this back to where I started....
[Goldar finds Rito eating his trail.]
What are you doing? You bonehead!
[spitting some of the popcorn he was eating] Hey Goldie, what do you think you're doing here?
You... eat my trail.
Your what?! Oh sorry, I didn't know. I mean I was hungry.
You were hungry?! How would you like a knuckle sandwich?
Thank you, but no. I'm full now I just couldn't eat another bite.
[Face palms in embarrassment] Why me?!
[about Arachnofiend] The 8-legged fool is all thumbs!
"Madam, I'm Adam", same forwards and back! Madam, I'm Adam. You're on the right track.
Listen to a tale told by my people for generations: "A stranger comes," so the story goes. "He shall come in search of the light," symbolized by rock. "A crystal, pure in power." Are you the one?
Do not give in to worry, Tommy. Be strong. You're running out of time. If you do not find the crystal, it will be lost forever.
Ay-yi-yi, Zordon! There's a major drain of external thermal energy in the area!
You are correct, Alpha. My sensors are indicating that Lord Zedd is somehow tapping into the dimensional galaxy.
Ay-yi-yi! He's pinpointing Aquitar!
Zedd may be trying to find a means of teleporting us back home.
Or of teleporting someone from home here.
Hydro Hog, appear to me at once!
Yes Zedd, what do you want this time?
Finally a decent connection. Hydro Hog, how would you like to drain the Earth of its water supply and destroy the Alien Rangers at the very same time?
So, you can't get rid of them on your own eh?! [chuckles]
We don't have the power of evaporation at our fingertips like you do, oh wart breath!
Oh what the hey! It has been kinda boring here on Aquitar without the fish rangers to harass. I guess I'll do it.
Excellent! Prepare to leave at once.
What do you think I got a lot of bags to pack?! I'm on my way.
[after growing] Hey! Get a load of me! I'm gonna crush you like sea lice!
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