So displeased to meet you!
S3A Friend in Need, Part 2
S3A Friend in Need, Part 3
Maybe you caught my flu.
Ridiculous! I am Repellator, impervious to your silly human sickne---
[He sneezes.]
Say "Ahh."
Uhhh.
Again.
Uhh.
And keep your eyes open - all three of them. Alright now, uh, cough for me.
[Repellator coughs pathetically.]
Eww, don't you ever brush?
Monsters aren't supposed to.
It's just as I thought, you've caught a nasty Earth virus.
What should I do?
Well, you'll have to stay in bed for seven to ten nights, and drink plenty of fluids.
I can't! Rita and Lord Zedd are already mad at me. I have to go conquer the Power Rangers! Isn't there a pill I could take?
I suppose I could give you something to make you feel a bit better, yes. But you will never get well if you don't stay in bed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. As soon as this job is over.
[Finster pulls out a huge needle.]
Hey, wait a minute! Whaddya think you're doing with that thing?!
You're not afraid of a little needle, now are you?
W-w-well, no, but, but isn't there another way?
Well... let me think. Actually, I suppose you could take these instead.
[Finster turns to a jar labelled "Finster's Tummy Tabs."]
Yes! Yeah! I'll take the pills!
Take two now and two before you go to bed. I'd better warn you, they don't taste very good. Open wide!
[Bulk and Skull are trying (and failing) to impress some girls.]
G1Girl #1
You're the Power Rangers?
In the living spandex!
G2Girl #2
Wait a minute, where are the other Power Rangers?
They're off--
[His helmet slams shut on him.]
They're off polishing their Zords!
Which just fought a giant, huge creature-thing!
G1Girl #1
Uh-huh. Come on, let's get out of here.
No, wait! Don't you wanna see us, y'know, ridin' our Zords?
Yeah! We really are the Power Rangers!
I've come to destroy the Power Rangers! Why are you running away? Come back and fight! Oh, I feel great!
Oh, we're not the Power Rangers!
Yeah, don't hurt us! We are not the Power Rangers!
Ah, look. Sheer terror and desperation. I love it! Haha, this is better than big-time space wrestling! A monster on Earth, and not a Ranger in sight!
Back to action!
[She sneezes.]
Skull, do me a favor.
What's that?
If I ever come up with another plan that has anything to do with the Power Rangers... staple my mouth shut.
[Repellator returns to Zedd's Moon Palace sick.]
Masters, have you got any for this sore throat?
[Zedd and Rita are annoyed by Repellator's return.]
ZZedd
Repellator, what are you doing here?!
I caught Pink Ranger's flu bug.
[He sneezes to prove his point]
ZZedd
Oh, for crying out loud. You call this a monster.
RRita
Finster, get your flea ridden carcass in here.
Yes, my queen. Right here at your service. Now what's seems to be the problem.
ZZedd
Finster, find a cure for your monster and get him back down to Earth to fight Kimberly.
[Repellator sneezes and annoys Zedd and Rita further for the putting Earth under their control behind schedule.]
S3Ninja Quest, Part 1
RRita
How long have we been married, anyway?
My unhappiness is so complete, it feels like a mere matter of moments. Does it feel that way to you, my little sour apple?
RRita
Seems more like a century.
[During a volleyball game, Billy accidentally causes Bulk to get hit with the ball.]
Way to go, geekoid!
Yeah! Even I coulda done that.
Come on, guys, give him a break.
BSBulk, Skull
Shut up!
RRita
Rito Revolto?! What are you doing here?!
You know this klutz?
RRita
Know him? He's my brother!
[Rito is leading an army of monsters.]
We are the force that will destroy the Power Rangers! Everyone, spread out and hide!
[The monsters begin to take hiding places.]
Hey, where are you guys goin'? You guys are taking all the good spots! Come on!
FFFighting Flea
You're the decoy, remember? We're the only ones that're supposed to hide!
Oh yeah, what was I thinking? I'm the decoy, I'm the decoy!
FFFighting Flea
Sheesh, what a doofus.
ZRLord Zedd, Rita
By the power and force of lightning, make our monster grow!
You guys are finished! Uhh... as soon as my pals get here.
Looks to me like Zedd left you hanging.
Oh yeah? Well, I guess I'll have to take ya down myself!
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