Master Vile quotes from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

And now, everyone, party like there's no tommorow... because there's not!

[to the citizens of Angel Grove] I'm the new landlord in town, and all your leases are due!

So I failed once. Big deal. Rita and Zedd have tried to conquer the Earth over a hundred times, and they've never come close.

I've had it with the lot of you. I'm going back to my own galaxy, where evil reigns supreme and the bad guys always win!

Who dares enter unannounced?!

[appears before him] What?! Who dares to ask a question of me, Master Vile?!

Oh!

Master WHO?!

Zeddy...

What? Rita, you know this intruder?

Meet Master Vile. My father!

Rito

Hiya, Dad!

[having heard of Rita and Zedd's marriage] You married Lord Zedd?! You couldn't marry anyone who had a skull?!

I may not have a skull, but I have captured the Falcon Zord, as well as the great Ninjor. What do you have to say about that?!

I don't believe it!

Rito

But it's true, Dad! Look!

Ninjor

Aha! I'm free at last! You'll never catch me now!

You always were an ungrateful, rotten, little brat!

You never understood me!

Whatever.

The Orb of Doom, when placed properly on the Earth, will cause the planet to freeze on its axis.

So the Earth stops spinning. Big deal.

The Power Rangers will become the Powerless Rangers, as they are once again reduced to children! They will be unable to defend themselves against our awesome forces!

Heh, I hate to be the one to break the news to you, Dad, but we tried this once before, and it didn't work then, either!

Goldar

Been there, done that. What are ya, new?

It was a foolproof plan! Why? Why?!

Rito

Whoopsie Daisy daddy. Come on, don't take it so rough.

Grow up! You're supposed to be the adult around here! Now stop it, you're embarrassing me!

That's it! I've had it with the lot of you. I'm going back to my own galaxy, where evil reigns supreme and the bad guys always win!