Finster quotes from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Oh, it's good to be free after 10,000 years!

Hmm. Prehaps I should have sent the machine on low.

(Trying to zap Kelly) Don't you want to be a big strong monkey like King what-his-name?

Finster, oh Finster!

Yes, oh nasty one,. I'm working on a marvelous monster that eats cars and smells like a fish.

Never mind that! Make me a musical monster that will mesmerize those pathetic Power Rangers and bring them to their knees, like the Pied Piper only meaner!

Oh, my Queen, that idea is absolute brilliant. However, musical monsters aren't very reliable. Wouldn't you rather have a fire-breathing hedgehog instead?

NO!! Either get my monster, or i'll turned you into a Sippean slug!

Well, do you have my monster yet? The waiting is putting a strain on my natural beauty.

Yes, I call it the Gnarly Gnome. He's a wonderfully outwit creature, who plays a hypnotic accordian. The plan is to hypnotised a few kids and hold them. When, the Power Rangers show up to the rescue, he'll use the music to put them in your power.

OK, let's get em!

Finster?! Finster! That fake carnival is working. The Power Pipsqueaks are falling for it! It's almost time for phase 2. Now, what about the clown? Is he ready? I don't want any mistakes.

Oh, yes, my queen. I trained him myself. First, he'll use his magic power to turn the Power Rangers one by one into cardboard cut-outs. Then he'll transform into a horrible Pineoctopus, and terrorize the city!

Excellent! Have him use that brat Sylvia as bait to get the rest of them.

Finster, don't blow it this time! (leaves)

Yes, oh, hideous one. Of course! Of course! Of course! Whew!

NO! I don't believe it. This is not the end, by any means. Zordon and his stupid Power Rangers shall not prevail again!

Hmph. Well, if he'd used one of my monsters, none of this would've ever happened.

[roars angrily] I was so close to ridding myself of those annoying Power pests, but now, all that is ruined.

Goldar

I'm sorry you failed, Excellency.

I didn't fail, you simpering twit! You failed! You all failed, just like you failed before! [roars again]

Baboo

Uh, did we do something wrong?

SILENCE! They have won this time, but none of us shall rest until the Rangers are completely destroyed, and the Earth is reduced to mere cinders! [laughs]

Say "Ahh."

Uhhh.

Again.

Uhh.

And keep your eyes open - all three of them. Alright now, uh, cough for me.

Eww, don't you ever brush?

Monsters aren't supposed to.

It's just as I thought, you've caught a nasty Earth virus.

What should I do?

Well, you'll have to stay in bed for seven to ten nights, and drink plenty of fluids.

I can't! Rita and Lord Zedd are already mad at me. I have to go conquer the Power Rangers! Isn't there a pill I could take?

I suppose I could give you something to make you feel a bit better, yes. But you will never get well if you don't stay in bed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. As soon as this job is over.

Hey, wait a minute! Whaddya think you're doing with that thing?!

You're not afraid of a little needle, now are you?

W-w-well, no, but, but isn't there another way?

Well... let me think. Actually, I suppose you could take these instead.

Yes! Yeah! I'll take the pills!

Take two now and two before you go to bed. I'd better warn you, they don't taste very good. Open wide!

Masters, have you got any for this sore throat?

Repellator, what are you doing here?!

I caught Pink Ranger's flu bug.

Oh, for crying out loud. You call this a monster.

Finster, get your flea ridden carcass in here.

Yes, my queen. Right here at your service. Now what's seems to be the problem.

Finster, find a cure for your monster and get him back down to Earth to fight Kimberly.

Goldar

Master! The Rangers and Ninjor have destroyed the Centiback!

I told you it wouldn't work!

Me? Whose stupid idea was it to create a football monster?

Oh, dear. You shouldn't blame each other for what happened.

That's right!

It was your fault!

I wouldn't have made Centiback if you hadn't dropped that stupid centipede on my football...

You're the one who made that monster! Your monsters never work! When are you going to start doing something that...

You have the most beautiful eyes, Goldux. They're the most horrible shade of red!

Goldar

Oh, Rito, what have you done?! I'll get you for this!

Goldar

Finster, the antidote! Spray her with the antidote! THE ANTIDOTE!!

Very well, but remember, you owe me one.

Presto!

Goldar

Anything! Just... get her... off!

[free from the spell] Get off me, you big baboon! Have you lost your marbles?!

[after the spell on Katherine has been lifted] I don't believe she turned on us. Who'll be next?! [to Squatt and Baboo] You two?!

I wondered what happened to that spell, anyway. Finster, I want an answer, and I want it now!

In analyzing my data, I conclude that Katherine's attempt to save Kimberly was a totally selfless deed. The goodness of that act overpowered your evil spell and neutralized it completely.

[shrugs] Oh, well. Nothing lasts forever.

You couldn't even transform a helpless chimp? What kind of worthless fool are you?!

I'm not sure. That's a difficult question to answer.