Goldar quotes from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Such incompetence! Curses! Not only have the Power Rangers secured their ninja powers, but they now have more powerful zords.

Goldar

I knew something like this would happen.

Don't worry, hubby dear. That brother of mine will take care of those runty Rangers and remember we have that Vampirus egg waiting to hatch.

Goldar

Master! The Rangers and Ninjor have destroyed the Centiback!

I told you it wouldn't work!

Me? Whose stupid idea was it to create a football monster?

Oh, dear. You shouldn't blame each other for what happened.

That's right!

It was your fault!

I wouldn't have made Centiback if you hadn't dropped that stupid centipede on my football...

You're the one who made that monster! Your monsters never work! When are you going to start doing something that...

You have the most beautiful eyes, Goldux. They're the most horrible shade of red!

Goldar

Oh, Rito, what have you done?! I'll get you for this!

Goldar

Finster, the antidote! Spray her with the antidote! THE ANTIDOTE!!

Very well, but remember, you owe me one.

Presto!

Goldar

Anything! Just... get her... off!

[free from the spell] Get off me, you big baboon! Have you lost your marbles?!

Tommy

What have you done with her?!

Nothing you need to worry about!

Goldar

Yeah!

After all, what would Kimmie think? You spending so much time worrying about another girl!

Goldar

Are you ready to surrender yet?

Tommy

You know me better than that, Goldar!

Rito

I don't know you, will you surrender to me?

White Ranger, I'm afraid I've failed you. I can see no way out of our present situation.

Tommy

Don't lose your faith yet, Saba.

Goldar

Not even Zordon himself could save you now!

(About Kelly) Aw, the Power Twerps have a new mascot! (To Goldar) She even looks a little like you!

Goldar

That's a lie!

You're right; She's better looking!

And where is the old coot? I haven't seen him for days!

That's because he's been busy.

Goldar

Busy doing what?

Yes, what? I didn't think anything could be important to him, except driving me out of my mind!

The Power Rangers will become the Powerless Rangers, as they are once again reduced to children! They will be unable to defend themselves against our awesome forces!

Heh, I hate to be the one to break the news to you, Dad, but we tried this once before, and it didn't work then, either!

Goldar

Been there, done that. What are ya, new?

Rito

Now we BOTH have a map! There!

Goldar

Whattaya, got rocks in your head?!

Rito

Nope; There's nothing in my head!

Goldar

Drat, a dead end. Great, I'll have to turn back now. [Using the popcorn trail he left behind to find his way back.] That fool Rito is probably lost by now. I'll just follow this back to where I started....

Goldar

What are you doing? You bonehead!

Rito

[spitting some of the popcorn he was eating] Hey Goldie, what do you think you're doing here?

Goldar

You... eat my trail.

Rito

Your what?! Oh sorry, I didn't know. I mean I was hungry.

Goldar

You were hungry?! How would you like a knuckle sandwich?

Rito

Thank you, but no. I'm full now I just couldn't eat another bite.

Goldar

[Face palms in embarrassment] Why me?!