NO! I don't believe it. This is not the end, by any means. Zordon and his stupid Power Rangers shall not prevail again!
[Cut to Finster's laboratory.]
Hmph. Well, if he'd used one of my monsters, none of this would've ever happened.
[Cut back to the Chamber of Command.]
[roars angrily] I was so close to ridding myself of those annoying Power pests, but now, all that is ruined.
GoldarI'm sorry you failed, Excellency.
I didn't fail, you simpering twit! You failed! You all failed, just like you failed before! [roars again]
Uh, did we do something wrong?
SILENCE! They have won this time, but none of us shall rest until the Rangers are completely destroyed, and the Earth is reduced to mere cinders! [laughs]
Curses to you, you meddling Power Rangers, for destroying my precious RoboGoat. And you! You cost me the Sword of Power!
Goldar
I'm sorry I failed you, Master...
I don't know why I don't clip your wings, you overgrown monkey. And you two! You two are just as useless. I should clip your ears and throw you in the trash with Rita!
Well, all is not lost, underlings. Although we held the Sword of Power for but a short time, the Green Ranger's powers are now a very short story indeed. And the final chapter? The final chapter is still being written.
[Goldar appears before Turban Shell just as he is about to finish off Tommy]
Goldar
Stand aside, underling. I shall finish this.
TSTurban Shell
No way! The green one is mine!
Goldar
Obey my order, worm, lest I feed you to the birds! Our master has other plans for you. Go!
TSTurban Shell
Very well. [disappears]
Lord Zedd has sent his new Pipebrain monster to attack Angel Grove. He is very swift and powerful. Jason, you must stop him.
But Zordon, I'll need my friends.
Jason! I finally found them!
As I feared, the other Rangers are being held prisoner in Lord Zedd's Dimension of Doom. Goldar is about to take advantage of the one weakness of the Power Team.
Goldar
[on the Viewing Globe] As soon as the candles melt, your powers will be gone forever!
[Jason is furious.]
Jason, you must control your anger. This is exactly the reaction Lord Zedd wants. You must not allow him to gain the upper hand. Red Ranger, come stand before me.
[Jason does so.]
Jason, a true leader is always faced with tough decisions. He must control his emotions, and act based on who has the greatest need.
Jason, you made the right decision when you left Tommy's candle.
The other Rangers needed you then, as they need you now.
I detect a sudden weakness in the Morphing Grid.
Goldar
Our armies have been getting stronger, my Lord. I knew if we kept working--
Silence, you fool! It is more than that! The Morphing Grid's balance is maintained by the constant struggle between Zordon and myself.
Goldar
Maybe Zordon finally gave up.
Or is somehow damaged. Either way, now is the perfect chance to retrieve the former Green Ranger.
Goldar
Without Zordon, the Power Rangers will be powerless to stop us!
Still, we'll give them a little something to keep them occupied and out of our way: Nimrod, the Scarlet Sentinel! [laughs]
[Zedd fires a lightning bolt to Earth, inititating Nimrod's birth.]
We must celebrate. The Green Ranger will soon return to the dark side and take his place as heir to my throne!
Where'd those other Rangers come from? They're making chowder out of my monsters!
Goldar
I...I do not know, your Evilness.
Now why doesn't that surprise me, you nincompoop? Ugh... I need something I can turn into a new monster
[Sees Bulk and Skull with an inner tube]
Aha! That big inner tube will be my next monster.
Goldar
From that you're making a monster?
That's right, Einstein! I'm tired of fish. I need a monster with more brawn and backbone. Arise! Now to make my tube monster big enough to terrorize the entire city!
TMTube Monster
Tube Monster awakens! Tube Monster destroys!
Blast, you bumbling bean-brains! If I never see another fish in my life, it'll be too soon. Oh well, what's for lunch, you ninnies?
Goldar
Large, uh... lake trout almandine.
You incredible twit! You ordered me fish?! Oh, what's the use? I'm surrounded by ninnies! Power Rangers, you'll pay for this someday!
You're too late bad boy, I already have a plan! Squatt, Goldar, Baboo, get in here!
[Squatt, Baboo and Goldar show up in front of Rita]
Right here, Oh Queen of Cruel!
I have something for you. [uses her magic to conjure up a magical rope and tosses it in Baboo's hands] Use this rope to put a spell on Tommy and Kimberly that will make them super competitive!
Goldar
Rita, does Lord Zedd know about this?!
No, but he will when I destroy those puny Power Punks and then he'll be forced to admit that I'm the baddest bad girl of them all![laughs]
My comrades, we have executed the ultimate plan. By destroying their Zords, we have once and for all taken the power out of the Power Rangers!
Rito, my brother! I'm so proud of you!
Yeah, I'm proud of me, too.
Goldar
With four monsters helping me, I could defeat them, too!
Rita [flatly]: Sure, you could.
Silence! Now that those meddlesome Rangers are finally out of our way, there is nothing Zordon can do to stop us from conquering the world!
[Concerning the eggs Rito brought with him.]
Come on, Rito, what's the deal? Tell me what they are.
Well, like I said before, I wanted to bring a special wedding present for you and Ed here.
ZRLord Zedd, Rita, Goldar
ZEDD!
Yeah, whatever. So I thought---
Goldar
Gee, I thought I smelled something burning.
Oh, would you be quiet?! Continue, Rito.
Yeah! So, uh... what was I saying?
[Rita and Goldar groan.]
[Zedd groans.]
Just can't remember---doh!
[Rita grabs him by the neck.]
You've got ten seconds to tell me what's in those eggs! One, two---
Goldar
Ten!
"Ten?" Ten, that's it! Tengas! That's what's in those eggs!
Yep! For you and my favorite sister!
Tenga Warriors?! You brought me Tenga Warriors?!
I could kiss you... if you weren't so ugly. The Tenga Warriors are absolutely the most ferocious creatures this side of the universe!
My very own army of Tenga Warriors... without the Power Rangers to stand in my way, imagine the possibilities!
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers · 402 quotes
