[Goldar and Lord Zedd are playing football.]
Go wide, your Athleticness!
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers · Season 3
“Fourth Down and Long” · Season 3
In this episode: Ninjor (6), Rocky DeSantos (5), Centiback (4), Lord Zedd (2), Goldar (2), Zordon (2), Rita Repulsa (1), Alpha 5 (1)
[Goldar and Lord Zedd are playing football.]
Go wide, your Athleticness!
[Rito has been transformed into a football.]
They don't make them like this anymore. Real monster skin.
It's a beautiful day for annihilation!
Zordon, this is Rocky! I'm under attack at the high school football field!
I read you, Rocky. I'll have Alpha contact the other Rangers and send them to join you immediately.
Zordon? Ha! He's the worst coach of the universe!
Ninjor, the other Rangers have been turned into footballs! We have to rescue them!
Football's my favorite sport! Home runs, and baskets, and...
It's fifth and down for you, buddy!
No, no, that's fourth and long.
Uh... yeah, what he said!
Penalty! Too many Rangers on the field!
[Rocky and Ninjor grasp hands victoriously.]
Way to go!
Slam dunk!
Listen up, you overpuffed piece of polystyrene! You're rushing days are over! I'm gonna stop you cold!
Master! The Rangers and Ninjor have destroyed the Centiback!
I told you it wouldn't work!
Me? Whose stupid idea was it to create a football monster?
Oh, dear. You shouldn't blame each other for what happened.
That's right!
[Finster shrinks back.]
It was your fault!
[Zedd and Rita begin ranting simultaneously.]
I wouldn't have made Centiback if you hadn't dropped that stupid centipede on my football...
You're the one who made that monster! Your monsters never work! When are you going to start doing something that...
Red Ranger, to assist you in this most difficult situation, it is imperative to summon Ninjor.
[Ninjor appears, surprising Rocky]
Did someone say "Ninjor"?!
Ninjor! The other Rangers have been turned into footballs. We have to rescue them!
Football's my favorite sport! Home runs, and baskets, and...
[2 energy devices appear]
These devices reverse the energy fields.
Shouldn't we get going?
Back to action!
[after four of the footballs have returned to normal]
Well, they may be gone, but you're here, and there's still time on the clock for me to execute one of my favorite plays!
[he punts his ball toward Ninjor, who catches it in his energy device]
Two points!
Hey, fellas! You're not playin' fair! Gimme my ball back!
As you wish!
[he tosses Centiback's ball towards the five remaining footballs, reverting them back into the Power Rangers]
Aw, man. That's one experience I won't soon forget. Well, I'm all here. Everybody okay?
Yeah, I think so.
I'm fine, too.
Great, Saba.
Penalty! Too many Rangers on the field!
[Ninjor and the Red Ranger high-five]
Way to go!
Slam dunk!
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