Lord Zedd quotes from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Rito Revolto?! What are you doing here?!

You know this klutz?

Know him? He's my brother!

By the power and force of lightning, make our monster grow!

My comrades, we have executed the ultimate plan. By destroying their Zords, we have once and for all taken the power out of the Power Rangers!

Rito, my brother! I'm so proud of you!

Rito

Yeah, I'm proud of me, too.

Goldar

With four monsters helping me, I could defeat them, too!

Silence! Now that those meddlesome Rangers are finally out of our way, there is nothing Zordon can do to stop us from conquering the world!

Come on, Rito, what's the deal? Tell me what they are.

Rito

Well, like I said before, I wanted to bring a special wedding present for you and Ed here.

ZEDD!

Rito

Yeah, whatever. So I thought---

Goldar

Gee, I thought I smelled something burning.

Oh, would you be quiet?! Continue, Rito.

Rito

Yeah! So, uh... what was I saying?

Rito

Oh yeah! The eggs!

Rito

Now what was in them?

Oh, you...

Rito

Just can't remember---doh!

You've got ten seconds to tell me what's in those eggs! One, two---

Goldar

Ten!

Rito

"Ten?" Ten, that's it! Tengas! That's what's in those eggs!

Tengas?

Rito

Yep! For you and my favorite sister!

Tenga Warriors?! You brought me Tenga Warriors?!

Rito

Sure did.

I could kiss you... if you weren't so ugly. The Tenga Warriors are absolutely the most ferocious creatures this side of the universe!

My very own army of Tenga Warriors... without the Power Rangers to stand in my way, imagine the possibilities!

I call upon Ninjor, keeper of the Temple of Ninja Power!

Ninjor

You are not worthy enough to darken the entrance to this temple.

We'll see who's worthy after I destroy this temple, and you along with it!

Ninjor

Ha! You and what army, you overgrown bat?

No army, just evil friends.

Make my monster grow!

Fools! I am surrounded by complete fools!

Rito

Eddy, Eddy, come on! We'll get 'em next time! Hey, let's see a great, big smile, Ed!

"ZEDD!" "Zedd," you snivelling weasel! Z-E-D-D! My name is Lord Zedd!

Rito

Oh, it's "Zedd!" I got it, Ed. Oop, I did it again, sorry.

Such incompetence! Curses! Not only have the Power Rangers secured their ninja powers, but they now have more powerful zords.

Goldar

I knew something like this would happen.

Don't worry, hubby dear. That brother of mine will take care of those runty Rangers and remember we have that Vampirus egg waiting to hatch.

Once again, you've ruined any chance we had of destroying those meddlesome teenagers!

Me?! Listen, radiator-face, if you'd only keep out of it...

"Radiator-face?" How dare you!

It's true, you piece of New York rare-steak!

At least I'm not a hot dog, like you!

Why did you bring me so many?! [tosses one aside] How am I supposed to know which one has got the special powers?!

Baboo

Well, the garden guy said all the lanterns are special.

Goldar

Master! The Rangers and Ninjor have destroyed the Centiback!

I told you it wouldn't work!

Me? Whose stupid idea was it to create a football monster?

Oh, dear. You shouldn't blame each other for what happened.

That's right!

It was your fault!

I wouldn't have made Centiback if you hadn't dropped that stupid centipede on my football...

You're the one who made that monster! Your monsters never work! When are you going to start doing something that...

"Face Stealer," huh? If I had a monster like that, I could get rid of those pathetic Power Prima-Donnas for good!

Oh, brilliant idea. Except for one thing: It's a foolish fairy tale!

How do you know?!

You're so gullible, you'll believe anything. Say, I've got a crater on the dark side of the moon I'll sell you cheap!

I am Face Stealer, woken from my silence after five thousand years.

You call that a deep sleep? That's a nap where I come from!

You see? You see how things always turn out when you try to take over the world behind my back?!

Would you just spare me? So it didn't work out perfectly. I don't see you doing any better, Radiator-Face.

Why you... coming from a twin-horned witch like you, that's a compliment!

[emerges from his urn] Who dares awaken me from my slumber?!

[enters] What's all the racket in here?! And who in the galaxy are you?!

I am Face Stealer, woken from my silence after 5,000 years.

You call that a deep sleep? That's a nap where I come from.

Well, hubby dear, I think someone around here owes me an apology.

Rito

Yeah.

Are you telling me that that's the...

Exactly! Let me present to you, the one and only Face Stealer!

Thank you. Thank you. Good to be here. Thank you very much.

Rito

[picks up the phone] Hello. Rito Revolto residence.

[on phone] Rito, you bonehead! Put Goldar on the line!

Rito

Oh. Hi, Edd! Uh, Goldar's not here. Oh! Can I be in charge?

So, you want to be in charge, huh?

Rito

Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. [laughs]

Like when I told you to recharge Serpentera yesterday?!

Well, thanks to you, we're on our way back, and your sister can't wait to see you. Tell Goldar that monster had better be ready!

Rito

Monster? What? Oh! Right! The monster! You got it, Edd! No problemo! Everything is right on schedule. Count on it!