Lord Zedd quotes from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

You've been a good kitty, Katherine. Remind me to give you an extra saucer of milk.

Oh, brother.

Isn't she beautiful, Zeddy?

Get that flea-bitten thing away from me!

What are you doing here? Oh, why do I even bother?

That's the exact same question I've been asking since he arrived!

Well, I suppose it's a good time for Plan B.

Rito

Oh, good! A Plan B!

You won't be involved, numbskull!

We did it! We have everything we need to bring our Zords to life! The battle technology from the almighty Falconzord, and Ninjor's energy as its power source!

Ninjor

[inside the jar] Let me out of here, you fiend!

This is the end of the Power Rangers! [laughs]

Ninjor

I won't cooperate with your maniacal scheme! Not me! Forget about it!

Yes, you will! [shakes the jar wildly] Or I'll turn you into a cosmic milkshake! [stops shaking and taps the jar] Did you hear me?! A cosmic milkshake?!! [laughs hysterically, then calms down and hands the jar to Finster] Siphon off his energy, Finster, so we can power up our Zords. [to the jar] You be nice, little Ninjor. [pumps his fists in the air] Ah! Victory is FUN!

[after being teleported to the Command Center] Greetings, my friends. Isn't anyone going to ask me how my trip was?

Get on with it, Zedd! While you sit there, Kimberly's life is ebbing away.

Hmm, not a bad place. A little tacky. When I take over, I'll have my darling wife redecorate it.

Oh, Alpha, [holds up his electrifying right hand] you can come out of hiding.

[slowly pops out of his hiding place] I-I don't like you,... Ed...

[in extreme fury like he was with Rito] IT'S ZEDD, YOU BLINKING BUCKET OF BOLTS!!! LORD ZEDD!!!!!

Oh, those Rangers ruin everything!

They broke my staff. They stole my zords! This job used to be fun. I want them to pay for making me so miserable!

They already have, in a way. We still got Ninjor trapped in a bottle, and sweetie-pie Kimberly's power coin. Those Rangers are weakened!

[after the spell on Katherine has been lifted] I don't believe she turned on us. Who'll be next?! [to Squatt and Baboo] You two?!

I wondered what happened to that spell, anyway. Finster, I want an answer, and I want it now!

In analyzing my data, I conclude that Katherine's attempt to save Kimberly was a totally selfless deed. The goodness of that act overpowered your evil spell and neutralized it completely.

[shrugs] Oh, well. Nothing lasts forever.

Merriment and togetherness make me ill. Every year for centuries, these nauseating Earthlings get together and celebrate the holidays. But this year, it's going to be different.

Aw, give me a break! You say that every year!

How would you know?! We've only been married for a year, though it seems like centuries.

Rito

Y'know, Ed, this ain't such a bad idea. I kinda like this thing.

It's "Zedd," you mental marshmallow!

You couldn't even transform a helpless chimp? What kind of worthless fool are you?!

I'm not sure. That's a difficult question to answer.

Who dares enter unannounced?!

[appears before him] What?! Who dares to ask a question of me, Master Vile?!

Oh!

Master WHO?!

Zeddy...

What? Rita, you know this intruder?

Meet Master Vile. My father!

Rito

Hiya, Dad!

[having heard of Rita and Zedd's marriage] You married Lord Zedd?! You couldn't marry anyone who had a skull?!

I may not have a skull, but I have captured the Falcon Zord, as well as the great Ninjor. What do you have to say about that?!

I don't believe it!

Rito

But it's true, Dad! Look!

Ninjor

Aha! I'm free at last! You'll never catch me now!

Tommy

Zedd, Rita, I believe you have somethin' of ours. [grabs the caged Falconzord]

Oh, no! [growls]

Tommy

Don't worry. We'll show ourselves out.

Cheers!

They took the Falconzord! Why didn't you stop them?!!

And where is the old coot? I haven't seen him for days!

That's because he's been busy.

Goldar

Busy doing what?

Yes, what? I didn't think anything could be important to him, except driving me out of my mind!

The Orb of Doom, when placed properly on the Earth, will cause the planet to freeze on its axis.

So the Earth stops spinning. Big deal.

The Power Rangers will become the Powerless Rangers, as they are once again reduced to children! They will be unable to defend themselves against our awesome forces!

Heh, I hate to be the one to break the news to you, Dad, but we tried this once before, and it didn't work then, either!

Goldar

Been there, done that. What are ya, new?