Lord Zedd quotes from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

NO! This can't be! I will not tolerate being outsmarted by those Power Rangers!

Goldar

They've regained control of their Zords.

Not for long. I'll strip the Zords' power and return them to the depths of the Earth from whence they came!

NO! I don't believe it. This is not the end, by any means. Zordon and his stupid Power Rangers shall not prevail again!

Hmph. Well, if he'd used one of my monsters, none of this would've ever happened.

[roars angrily] I was so close to ridding myself of those annoying Power pests, but now, all that is ruined.

Goldar

I'm sorry you failed, Excellency.

I didn't fail, you simpering twit! You failed! You all failed, just like you failed before! [roars again]

Baboo

Uh, did we do something wrong?

SILENCE! They have won this time, but none of us shall rest until the Rangers are completely destroyed, and the Earth is reduced to mere cinders! [laughs]

Curses to you, you meddling Power Rangers, for destroying my precious RoboGoat. And you! You cost me the Sword of Power!

Goldar

I'm sorry I failed you, Master...

I don't know why I don't clip your wings, you overgrown monkey. And you two! You two are just as useless. I should clip your ears and throw you in the trash with Rita!

Baboo

We didn't do anything!

Squatt

Yeah, we're innocent!

Well, all is not lost, underlings. Although we held the Sword of Power for but a short time, the Green Ranger's powers are now a very short story indeed. And the final chapter? The final chapter is still being written.

Zack

You guys don't know what you're doing!

Jason

When Zedd is through with you, he'll destroy you, too!

No one's ever given us a chance like Lord Zedd has! He's promised us his loyalty!

Billy

Listen to us! The only person Lord Zedd is loyal to is himself!

(in response of the Rangers' protests) Silence! Enough of your bleating. I have other matters to attend to, such as watching the destruction of the Green Ranger.

Kimberly

What have you done with him? Where is he?!!

(halfheartedly) He is somewhere in the Other World. He is powerless now, and of no concern to me...just like the five of you are now!!! What you are about to see is the destruction of Angel Grove, and then, the world!!!

Pay attention, Goldar. The siphoning to the crystal is nearly complete. When the Green Ranger is rendered completely powerless, I want you to see to it...

Huh?! What are you doing back here, you worthless worm?!

I had to recharge my shell, your hideousness.

You're supposed to be fighting the Power Rangers!

I had them on the ropes, Lord Zedd.

What?!

Well, I almost...

And you let them go when you could've finished them?! You mollusk brain! Get back down there, and fight until the Green Ranger is through! Do you understand?!

As you command, oh patient one. I shall not fail you. [disappears]

I detect a sudden weakness in the Morphing Grid.

Goldar

Our armies have been getting stronger, my Lord. I knew if we kept working--

Silence, you fool! It is more than that! The Morphing Grid's balance is maintained by the constant struggle between Zordon and myself.

Goldar

Maybe Zordon finally gave up.

Or is somehow damaged. Either way, now is the perfect chance to retrieve the former Green Ranger.

Goldar

Without Zordon, the Power Rangers will be powerless to stop us!

Still, we'll give them a little something to keep them occupied and out of our way: Nimrod, the Scarlet Sentinel! [laughs]

We must celebrate. The Green Ranger will soon return to the dark side and take his place as heir to my throne!

What's the matter, Ranger? Can't face the music?!

Jason

Wanna bet?!

Think those fists'll stop me?

[clenches her fists with total anger] Ohh! My beautiful face! How could you?!

Enough of this foolish vanity! [growls] I'll stop that miserable creature's complaining! [throws a growth bomb] Grow! And destroy the Red Ranger!

When is a Ranger not a Ranger? When his image is scattered to bits. And a Ranger is in danger when his memory is on the... on the...

Squatt

...On the fritz?

I would've gotten it!

Squatt

Yeah, in a couple of million years, maybe.

So, Rocky likes to have fun. I'll fix it so that's all he wants to have!

Goldar

But why?

"Why?" Fool! Because while that pachinko-playing Power Pest is having fun, the Rangers will be at less than full strength, allowing me to destroy them! Then Angel Grove, and then the entire world will be my toy.

You missed the target! I'm surprised you even hit the Earth! It's only 6,000 miles wide!

Goldar

We must recharge, master.

Don't even say it. I hear by proclaim no more using the word "recharge" ever again!

Yes, the tide is about to turn!

Goldar

Uh... what tide?

It was a metaphor, you nimrod! For my scheme.

Where'd those other Rangers come from? They're making chowder out of my monsters!

Goldar

I...I do not know, your Evilness.

Now why doesn't that surprise me, you nincompoop? Ugh... I need something I can turn into a new monster

Aha! That big inner tube will be my next monster.

Baboo

A totally tubular idea!

Goldar

From that you're making a monster?

That's right, Einstein! I'm tired of fish. I need a monster with more brawn and backbone. Arise! Now to make my tube monster big enough to terrorize the entire city!

Tube Monster awakens! Tube Monster destroys!

Blast, you bumbling bean-brains! If I never see another fish in my life, it'll be too soon. Oh well, what's for lunch, you ninnies?

Goldar

Large, uh... lake trout almandine.

You incredible twit! You ordered me fish?! Oh, what's the use? I'm surrounded by ninnies! Power Rangers, you'll pay for this someday!

Masters, have you got any for this sore throat?

Repellator, what are you doing here?!

I caught Pink Ranger's flu bug.

Oh, for crying out loud. You call this a monster.

Finster, get your flea ridden carcass in here.

Yes, my queen. Right here at your service. Now what's seems to be the problem.

Finster, find a cure for your monster and get him back down to Earth to fight Kimberly.

How long have we been married, anyway?

My unhappiness is so complete, it feels like a mere matter of moments. Does it feel that way to you, my little sour apple?

Seems more like a century.