Lord Zedd quotes from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

May rivers run red, the sun die to embers. A spell I shall cast, if my lines I remem---

Ah, look. Sheer terror and desperation. I love it! Haha, this is better than big-time space wrestling! A monster on Earth, and not a Ranger in sight!

It's Zedd! Lord Zedd, you numbskull!

This is incredible! Of all the insufferable, wretched, dispicable, unbelievably stupid maneuvers! You said you could do it. Rita said you could do it! Rito Revolto, weren't you going to put an end to the Power Rangers?!

They don't make them like this anymore. Real monster skin.

Now, it's time to go play Pounce the Power Rats!

What is it this time Finser? A monster that blows itself up?!.

Alright, Santa, this year, you won't have to check your list because all the world's children will be naughty. And won't that be nice for me?

What's truly baffling is why I keep relying on those two mindless buffoons. Those pinheads can't do anything right!

I am Lord Zedd. Identify yourself.

Goldar

Excellency, surely you remember me: Goldar, your faithful servant.

Ah, yes, Goldar. The groveling one.

Goldar

I surrender myself to serve and obey you only. It is good to have you back, Lord Zedd.

Your spineless, sniveling attitude leads me to believe you will serve me well.

Goldar

Yes.

For that, I shall restore to you what was once taken away.

Goldar

Lord Zedd, I thank you! You will not regret this!

See that I don't.

Ahh, my brave and powerful Lord Zedd! What a pleasant surprise! Welcome! How can I be of service to you? [to Goldar] Traitor!

Oh, Lord Zedd, give me another chance! I will not fail again!

Quiet! Those Power Rangers are nothing but mere infants! You were defeated by children! You dare call yourself an Empress of Evil? You are not fit to destroy a cockroach!

Goldar

I have always said that, my Lord.

You gold-bellied rat!

You have made me very angry!

So, poor old Zordon is still around, eh? Little does he realize his pitiful, teenage do-gooders are no match for me.

Goldar

Might I suggest we send down a group of Putties to attack the Rangers? They're in the open and will be easy prey.

Your Putties are as useless to me as you are. I have my own army of Putties, the likes of which you have never seen!

Goldar

Of course.

Observe, you simpering fool.

Oh, Lord Zedd! Please, let me send down another monster! I'll prove to you that I can finish the job!

Goldar

I don't think so!

Zip it, you gold monkey!

Goldar

I oughta...

Your days of control are over. There will be no other chances!

Can't we talk?

Silence! I have spoken.

Ah, perfect.

Goldar

But Tyrannosaurus is still on the loose!

That is all part of my plan. Their own weapon will be their undoing when my monster turns the Tyrannosaurus against the Rangers!

Now, where are those pathetic Rangers? Ah, perfect. Out in the open. Just where I want them.

Goldar

What do you have in mind, Lord Zedd?