Squatt quotes from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Squatt

This will make Rita so happy, she'll probably give me that glow-in-the-dark toothpaste I've been wanting.

Squatt

[looks through the telescope] Uh-oh! Hey! Whoa! Oh! Oh! Take a look! Come here, Baboo! Ooh, look at this!

Baboo

Oh, nasty one, that clown hasn't gotten the Power Geeks alone yet!

Is he waiting for an invitation?! [slaps the balcony] GET THE POWER GEEKS!!

Squatt

Whoa! Pineapple's making his move! I love it when a plan comes together!

[chant] Get those Power Geeks! Get those Power Geeks!

Oh, yeah!

So, do you two think I should send the Green Ranger?

Squatt

I think I don't know what I think, your Evilness!

No! Send me, I wanna go!

Squatt

Well, I could go with Baboo.

Oh, shut up!

Squatt

So, what's the plan, your evilness?

To find the Mirror of Destruction.

Squatt

The one that can destroy even Super Putties?

Yes. Into 1,000,000 pieces!

Baboo

That mirror's power will destroy anything reflected in it. Just one look at it, and those Rangers are history! We have to find it first!

We'll start today. It's hidden on Earth.

Billy

Zordon, how do we battle this evil monster?

Trini

And how are we gonna get Kimberly out of that jar?

Use your Zords, and you can defeat him. When the Fan Man is defeated, Kimberly will be free.

Trini

But we need Tommy's help.

Jason

And the power of the Dragonzord.

Zack

He still doesn't look any better.

Jason

Where are the creeps that did this to Tommy?!

Billy

And trapped Kimberly?

My sensors have tracked them to the Putty Bowl Restaurant. Observe.

Squatt

The dimension in the jar will disappear any minute, and so will Kimberly.

Baboo

[uncorks the jar] And then, we'll make the other Power Rangers disappear. [peeks in the jar] Gettin' hungry, Kimberly?

Kimberly

Let me go! Please! Let me go.

Poor Kimberly.

Jason

We're outta here!

How could you?!

Squatt

What do you mean?

You ate my gooney bird eggs! You know how hard it is to find these?! You can't just walk into a store and buy these, you know! I was going to have these eggs for lunch!

Squatt

Really? They were good.

Were good?! [growls with rage] I'm going to tear you apart!

Huh?! What's he doing there?!

Goldar

There is no way they can bring Green Ranger back! Impossible!

He's lost his power, Goldar!

Squatt

That's right! Thanks to Rita.

Baboo

Brilliant! Brilliant!

Curses to you, you meddling Power Rangers, for destroying my precious RoboGoat. And you! You cost me the Sword of Power!

Goldar

I'm sorry I failed you, Master...

I don't know why I don't clip your wings, you overgrown monkey. And you two! You two are just as useless. I should clip your ears and throw you in the trash with Rita!

Baboo

We didn't do anything!

Squatt

Yeah, we're innocent!

Well, all is not lost, underlings. Although we held the Sword of Power for but a short time, the Green Ranger's powers are now a very short story indeed. And the final chapter? The final chapter is still being written.

When is a Ranger not a Ranger? When his image is scattered to bits. And a Ranger is in danger when his memory is on the... on the...

Squatt

...On the fritz?

I would've gotten it!

Squatt

Yeah, in a couple of million years, maybe.

You're too late bad boy, I already have a plan! Squatt, Goldar, Baboo, get in here!

Squatt

Yes, oh merciless one.

Baboo

Right here, Oh Queen of Cruel!

I have something for you. [uses her magic to conjure up a magical rope and tosses it in Baboo's hands] Use this rope to put a spell on Tommy and Kimberly that will make them super competitive!

Goldar

Rita, does Lord Zedd know about this?!

No, but he will when I destroy those puny Power Punks and then he'll be forced to admit that I'm the baddest bad girl of them all![laughs]