Rockso. Fuckin' clown. Boy, I really hate that guy.
Yeah, I should fucking horse-whip hims.
Yeah, he is a menace. A home-grown menace.
Oh, he just misunderstoods.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Yeah, uh...you know, you also said that you're the Dethklok song writer.
(clearly pleased with himself) Did I? I, eh, I don't remember.
Yeah...you did. And you've never written anything, ever.
What about Planet Piss?
First of all, that's not Dethklok.
You never even completed one song, neither.
That's not to say I'm not capable of writing a song!
(getting angry) In this case, it is to say you're not capable!
I could have written any Dethklok song, I coulda written any of 'em!
But you didn't write any-- but you didn't, though!
But I could have!
But you didn't!
BUT I COULD HAVE!
Well, I could've invented the, uh, the floor, you know, but I didn't!
But that doesn't mean you shouldn't get credit for inventing the floor!
(babbling) That should mean that I don't get credit for it!
Wait a minute, what about the bass-lines, I wrote all the bass-lines! (nudges Pickles, who looks annoyed)
You didn'ts write no bass-lines, I figures them out for you and shows them to you!
Oh, yeah, that is--
You know, I'd like to hear you try to write one song!
You-- you'd like to hear me try to write one song?!
Yeah, it, it has to be a complete song!
You'd like to hear me write one complete song?!
Yeah!
You, get outta--
You're not gonna do it!
OH YES I WILL, BECAUSE I HAVE THIS, SMARTASS, HAHA! (holds up a book called 'Song Writing')
(shown getting out of a car) Hey, man I said $20 for an HJ, not a measly ten!
(Pickles looks shocked and disgusted, Toki only looks slightly surprised)
Let's go get some hookers and ice k-k-k-k...reeeaaam!
(reading his intervention letter to Dr. Rockso) "Dr. Rockso; I hate you, and I think you should die, you are an idiot and I hate your voice, there's no room on this paper to properly describe how much I hate you, go die." There, is that good?
(Dr. Rockso gives him a large version of his own head made of balloons) Oh, wowie, looks just like me! Nathan, look!
(unenthusiastically) Yeah, that's great.
I can make you one.
Uh, yeah...go. To jail, now.
NRNews Reporter
Dr. Rockso, are you guilty?
All I know is this, my name is Dr. Rockso, the Rock N' Roll clown...and I used to do cocaine! I'm k-k-k-k-k clean! [Dethklok members cheer for him; Rockso gets a bloody nose] Uh-oh. [nose falls off]
(Murderface's song)
A million miles from nowhere, Dragon Lance burns hot. By the fire of a horse's ghost, a minnow would be lost... Cha-cha-cha-changes... mmmm, Tits... A fish... A fish with tits. Titty fish.
[Dr. Rockso is being tortured with an electrical shock device à la Han Solo in Cloud City in The Empire Strikes Back
OOffdensen
[monotonally] Oh my God, what's going on here? Stop torturing him.
(sobbing) Thank you. Thank you, you're an angel!
OOffdensen
Yes, yes, yes I am. There, there... Give him one more.
(screaming)
OOffdensen
All right, all right, well, here are your clothes, Dr. Rockzo. The, uh, the boys are going out for some ice cream and hookers. Is that something you'd be interested in doing?
[sheepishly]] I don't know, I guess so...
All right, let's hear it, let's go, Simon and Garfunkel!
Ya, let's go, Loggins and Messina!
Yeah, let's go, George and Ira Gershwin!
Ya, let's go, Rogers and Hammerstein!
Why the hell am I two people?!
Come on, let's go Crosby, Stills and Nash!
And Youngs!
And Walter Becker and Donald Fagen!
All right, all right! Just shut up, I need to concentrate. [looks down at his book] Open strong...
That's a great book you got there.
Just shut up and let me think!
Less thinkings, more playings! Comes on, grandspa guitar, let's do this!
Oh no I thinks Dr. Rockso has withdrawals! Whats do wes do? Whats do wes do?!
[pulls out a pistol] Here I got it. [fires his gun into Dr. Rockso, who immediatly falls to the ground]
You fucking kills him!!
Don't worry, it's an animal tranquilizer gun, you know, left over from the CD release party.
Oh yeah that was a funs party.
Yeah, that was a fun party.
MLDr. Milminiman Lamilam Swimwamli
Gentlemen, the American wedding is a dark and fearful sham. The event itself is designed to incite anger and drain loved ones of patience, support and money. Most marriages fail miserably within two years; others end in murder-suicides, and a small percentage of them end with what we like to call "liveable hatred."
Dethklok should be kept as far away from the institution of marriage as possible. Marriage has suffered enough.
We mustn't intervene, General. We will allow Dethklok to experience...the blackness!
Well, normally I’d dread an event like this, but seeing how knotted up it’s gotten you, Pickles, I’m sure I will enjoy it.
Yeah, it’s fun to watch somebody go through family hell.
Weddings are only good for two things; tax breaks and adultery. Hmph, that’s what I say.
Oh, and kissings and huggings! And opens bar!
Ya, but Toki, takes it easy. Last times I was in charge of yous all night, and yous was a sloppies mess!
Hey, you don'ts gots to worries about olds Toki.
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