Yeah, uh...you know, you also said that you're the Dethklok song writer.
(clearly pleased with himself) Did I? I, eh, I don't remember.
Yeah...you did. And you've never written anything, ever.
What about Planet Piss?
First of all, that's not Dethklok.
You never even completed one song, neither.
That's not to say I'm not capable of writing a song!
(getting angry) In this case, it is to say you're not capable!
I could have written any Dethklok song, I coulda written any of 'em!
But you didn't write any-- but you didn't, though!
But I could have!
But you didn't!
BUT I COULD HAVE!
Well, I could've invented the, uh, the floor, you know, but I didn't!
But that doesn't mean you shouldn't get credit for inventing the floor!
(babbling) That should mean that I don't get credit for it!
Wait a minute, what about the bass-lines, I wrote all the bass-lines! (nudges Pickles, who looks annoyed)
You didn'ts write no bass-lines, I figures them out for you and shows them to you!
Oh, yeah, that is--
You know, I'd like to hear you try to write one song!
You-- you'd like to hear me try to write one song?!
Yeah, it, it has to be a complete song!
You'd like to hear me write one complete song?!
Yeah!
You, get outta--
You're not gonna do it!
OH YES I WILL, BECAUSE I HAVE THIS, SMARTASS, HAHA! (holds up a book called 'Song Writing')
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