J and Frank in “The Irritable Bow-wow Syndrome”

What did you swallow, anyway?

Nothing. Must be a hairball. Get me some water, will you?

There's a white porcelain bowl in the other room. All you can drink.

You drink of the toilet, mac. I'll take pictures.

Then I guess you're not thirsty.

Just because I look like a dog doesn't mean I am one. In fact, it takes seven dog years to equal just one of mine.