I should thank you for releasing me.
Don't mention it!
Instead I shall destroy you.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Now twice as large as before] Remember me?
I remember I whooped your jacked up alien butt.
A temporary setback. But thanks to your laser beam, I feel good enough to kill a thousand planets. Guess where I'm going to start?
Uh, I don't know, YOUR MOM'S HOUSE!? [Grrkek kicks Megas]
Now you'll see why they call me Grrkek the Planet Killer. [pause] Actually, you'll be too dead to see anything. But you get the idea.
First, he smashes my car, which I was going to fix by the way! Then he breaks my video game-
Coop, you broke that.
I'm on a roll here, man! And NOW he wants to break my planet? Well, I got news for you buddy! This town ain't big enough for the both...of...us? [Coop notices the giant tidal wave]
Come on man, haven't I always been there for you?
[Thinking to himself, Flashbacks to Coop waiting by himself for Jamie at the movie theater,an amusement park, at Coop's Birthday, and for some reason at Jamie's Birthday] Alright, but don't be touching none of the special buttons or nothing. [He gives Jamie the car keys]
Yeah yeah, I promise. [He takes the keys leaving Coop alone like in the flashbacks]
[In Mecha-Megas] Tremble before me, pitiful Earth filth!
GGoat
Sweet new paint job, bro.
TTiny
Looking good, Coop!
[Groans] What is wrong with this planet?
I installed it so that I could still operate Megas, if I was working on the car. I'm still tweaking it. [A nearby controller catches on fire and Coop quickly puts it out] [With a nervous laugh] Like I said, I'm still tweaking it...
[Jamie accidentally takes control of Megas, causing it to do random crazy things, while Gorrath watches in silent confusion]
GGina
Do any of these buttons do anything?
Enough of these foolish distractions!
Alright, tentacle-breath. You copied my robot, hit me when I wasn't looking, threatened my town-
AND you almost ruined my date!
[Coop has won a hot dog eating contest, but continues eating]
Coop, you can stop eating now.
I ain't finished yet! [later] you know I'm still kind of hungry. You guys up for ice cream?
How can you still be hungry after that...that horror show?
It takes many years of intensive training to cultivate this kind of refined appetite. [Flashback of Coop eating tons of food as he grows up] Many years...
[Coop is accused of being a Bad Guy by the S-Force]
Who, ME? It's just an eating contest. Is it a crime to eat?
The way you do it, it should be.
EEnder
I am Ender. I end things. People, planets, galaxies.
EEnder
Now I am free to conquer and destroy! Or destroy and conquer! Or just destroy!
MDMegas' Dashboard
[Power levels] Low Energy - Fair Amount - Normal - Too Much! - Getting Ridiculous - Are You Kidding?
What's this Omnicron 13 thingy?
AArgo
No! You destabilized the wave pattern! Who knows what will happen? Don't activate it!
[Immediately activates it]
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