Jamie quotes from Megas XLR

Jamie

Coop, Magnoflex! NOW!

Jamie

[As Megas gets sucked into the Planet Monster's surface] So THIS is how it all ends...I always thought I'd go down fighting a bunch of cyborg ninjas, or something cooler this-[Megas gets sucked beneath the surface]

Jamie

The Metal Maiden's a sword...The Metal Maiden's a sword?!

Jamie

[To a food-replicator] Vampire cheerleader. [Machine buzzes] Regular cheerleader? [Machine buzzes again]. Hey, this thing's busted!

Jamie

[To the same food-replicator] ...Solid gold. [Machine buzzes again] Goth Chicks?! [Machine buzzes again] ...A doughnut? [machine dings then makes one appear]

Kiva

My robot wasn't meant to be a toy for some prehistoric yahoo and his pet monkey thing!

Jamie

Monkey thing? MONKEY THING?! BLAST HER, COOP!

Kiva

[After Coop bested Kiva's mech with a spectacular wrestling move] My drones! I can't understand how you beat me.

Coop

Yeah...it kinda ROCKED. [Kiva looks at him] I mean, sorry about that.

Kiva

How did YOU get to be such a good pilot?

Coop

Well...[Flashback occurs. Mainly showing Coop sitting by the couch playing video games, he gets older, Jamie comes along and they both get older]

Jamie

Hey, uh, Coop. She's jacking your ride. [Coop shakes his head and snaps out of his reverie]

Coop

Who wants a burger? Or five?!

Jamie

[Sarcastically] Monkey thing, huh?

Kiva

[Dejected] I should've stayed in the future...

Magnanimous

We all know there's no way you can beat all of us and protect the subform here.

Jamie

SUB-FORM? Go get 'em Kiva, I got your back!

Kiva

[After both of them get captured] [sarcastically] Thanks for getting my back...

Jamie

[To Magnanimous] I wasn't doing anything! Hey, I don't even know her!

Kiva

First we need to run through all the systems.

Jamie

[Groans] But that could take hours.

Coop

Could. Won't. [Coop flies Megas into space and pushes practically all the buttons.]

[After crushing the Megaslush machine in front of Coop] Do not panic. [Draws several weapons] You will all die. [R.E.G.I.S. chases after some people]

Jamie

Coop, we got to stop that thing! Before it hurts ME!

Coop

THAT thing...just hurt...my MEGASLUSH! [In Megas, to R.E.G.I.S.] Hey, pal! I believe you owe me and my friend here a Megaslush.

Who dares challenge R.E.G.I.S.? R.E.G.I.S. is the destroyer of worlds, consumer of their rubble, bringer of despair. R.E.G.I.S. is- [Gets crushed by Megas]

Jamie

Nice!

Kiva

[After seeing the R.E.G.I.S. repeatedly regenerate after being physically beaten down] Just to reiterate: Smashing bad.

Jamie

You know, normally I'm pro-smashing, and I hate to agree with future-girl, but maybe smashing isn't the way to go this time.

Coop

We tried no smashing, and that didn't work. I'm sticking to my strengths...And smashing is my strengths. I just need to find the right way to smash him.

Coop

Alright, you intergalactic snots! You busted up my car show!

Jamie

Yeah!

Coop

You wrecked my friends' rides!

Jamie

Yeah!

Coop

AND...you made me run half a block!

Jamie

Yeah! [record scratch] Wait, half a block?

Coop

Now, it's payback time!

Coop

[The TV suddenly turns off] No... [Coop leaps onto the table showering Jamie with food] NO! [Coop desperately smacks the TV to get it to work] No!

Jamie

[Still covered in food] Looks like the cable's out.

Coop

It's too bad we can't force it to over-eat. I mean, it always does me in.

Jamie

No it doesn't.

Coop

Well, yeah, but regular people get sick if they eat too much.

Coop

First, he smashes my car, which I was going to fix by the way! Then he breaks my video game-

Jamie

Coop, you broke that.

Coop

I'm on a roll here, man! And NOW he wants to break my planet? Well, I got news for you buddy! This town ain't big enough for the both...of...us? [Coop notices the giant tidal wave]