Coop quotes from Megas XLR

Coop

Alright, you alien chumps! You're in MY town and nobody gets to wreck it. [Record Scratches] Uh... Except for me!

Coop

[To Magnanimous] Okay, you bigheaded, tater-tot-looking freak! You tricked me, you stacked the odds against me, you threatened my friends AND you insult my robot. NOW, I'm mad!

Coop

All I wanted was a Megaslush. Just ONE Megaslush! But you wouldn't let me have it, would you? You busted up my town and you tried to eat my robot. NOW, you're going down! HARD!

Coop

Listen up, you low-rent Mothra-wannabe! You going down and you going down EXTRA hard! No one gets away with trying to mess up MY robot! Let's get it on!

Coop

No! I'm sick of this thing. It's trying to eat my planet, it messed up my paint job with acid bugs AND it made me miss my show! I'M taking this TV-eating sucka to the mat.

Coop

I installed it so that I could still operate Megas, if I was working on the car. I'm still tweaking it. [A nearby controller catches on fire and Coop quickly puts it out] [With a nervous laugh] Like I said, I'm still tweaking it...

Coop

No way! This guy sicked a giant worm-thingy on me, chased my pals around with zombie-robots and made me break a perfectly good Photonic Stabilizer! I'm putting you in a hurt locker and slamming the door, Junkman!

Coop

Now, for a little payback. Me and Megas versus a bunch of Glorft-bots that got the home field advantage. Sounds fair to me. Hey, squid! About those goodbyes! Uh, buh-bye. [Proceeds to destroy Glorft-bots]

Coop

That does it! You transforming girl scout superfreaks interrupted my quality junkyard-time, kidnapped Jamie and made me miss second lunch. Oh, it's ON now!

Coop

[After Kiva stops him from using his nukes] What's the point of having nukes if you can't use them?

Coop

Alright, you holiday-wrecking chump! You trashed the city, busted up all them balloons and ruined my parade. You want heat? I'll GIVE you heat! [sets the AC to maximum heat]

Coop

ROCK ON! [Performs a body slam on the Glorft below]

Coop

Alright, you octopus-faced losers. You crash my concert, stop me from getting fake cheese nachos AND try wipin' out this poor chick who ain't done nothing to you, just so you can make Kiva not been born and...me not get...my robot...Uh? Wait, explain it to me again? It's er-Ah forget it!

Coop

Listen up, you dorky-sounding, ice-grubbing robotic chump! You dinged my chrome, made me break my window AND snapped my favorite key! [Ator clears his throat] Oh, yeah. You also tried to cut up the Planet of the Space Bigfoots. You wanna eat some ice? Glad to oblige!

Coop

[Seeing a destroyed Jersey City after activating the Trans-D Drive] No. No! You maniacs! You blew it up! You blew it all to- Wait, hope I didn't do this.