Gorrath quotes from Megas XLR

Gorrath

A time warp? That's impossible. That technology is only theoretical. Earthers can't even TELL time, let alone travel through it!

Gorrath

I must admit that your strategies are strange and cunning...but mostly strange.

Gorrath

Take us into Null Space, so we can affect repairs.

Hmpf! Don't you mean: "run away because we got our jhorblochs handed to us by ONE EARTHER"? [Gorrath glares at him and the Commander shields his own face tentacles] Not the face!

Gorrath

Tread lightly, Commander... Or you might find yourself at the head of the next assault... WITHOUT A MECH!

Gorrath

[In Mecha-Megas] Tremble before me, pitiful Earth filth!

Sweet new paint job, bro.

Looking good, Coop!

Gorrath

[Groans] What is wrong with this planet?

Do any of these buttons do anything?

Gorrath

Enough of these foolish distractions!

Gorrath

You are the one stain on my perfect record of conquest.

Coop

Then you must have gone up against some pretty lame chumps.

Coop

A Philly cheesesteak? That's low.

Gorrath

[eats it but finds the earth food disgusting and forces a smile] Mmm!

Coop

I'll remember this when I'm back in my bot!

Coop

[To Gorrath] Come on, don't stop now. What else ya got? I've got only one arm and I'm still wiping the floor with ya! I think you'll need a bigger robot if you want to play with me anymore! What? You want me to drop the other arm so it's fair? [Kiva and Jamie shake their heads and wave their hands in desperation]

Gorrath

Let's see how you like the Eradicator. [Pushes a button and the Karrajor converts into an enormous mech with Megas hovering in front of it's cannons like a grain of sand]

Coop

Well... That's pretty big.

Jamie

You just had to ask if he had a bigger robot, didn't you?

We've lost the signal!

Gorrath

Did you locate the earther's position?

Uuuhhh... There wasn't enough time...?

Gorrath

YOU INCOMPETENT—

NOT THE FACE!

Gorrath

I will return, Earther! Your underdeveloped brain has no capacity to comprehend the horrors I have in store for you!

Coop

And my underdeveloped brain will be waitin'. [Thinks for a second] Hey!

Gorrath

How is it possible that a remedial lifeform like you, could have stopped ME time and again? [Flashback to Coop beating aliens in various video games]

Coop

What can I say? Whooping alien freaks is a skill.

Gorrath

I demand to know who's in charge here!

THAT would me. And I don't think YOU'RE in a position to demand anything.

Gorrath

Even in victory, you humans are pathetic.

Coop

[Laughs] And getting locked up in your own ship ain't pathetic?

Gorrath

We'll need some kind of diversion.

Coop

Right, diversion. Urm? [accidentally presses a button on the wall setting off an alarm]

Gorrath

No! [A laser beam shoots skyward and Coop punches the alarm a few times which makes it stop]

Coop

Uh...[Laughs nervously] I'm sure no one heard that. [The guard point their guns at Coop and Gorrath] Yep. Yep they heard it.

Gorrath

[angrily] Have I told you how much I hate you?

I'm impressed. Allowing yourself to get caught, just so you can activate a homing beacon for them to find our base. Very clever.

Gorrath

Clever?!

Coop

Alright, squid. You tried to wreck the city again, made me go to some alternate dimension where Jamie is an even bigger creep than usual AND you got me locked up in a jail cell with no food?! It's time to rumble!

Gorrath

Are you talking to me? I'm on your side now, remember?!

Coop

Oh, sorry. Force of habit, I guess.

Coop

No one trashes Jersey City! Err... but me.

You should be dead! I'm gonna sweep you aside like a fat ball of dust!

Coop

[scoffs] You and what army?

Gorrath

No doubt, that one. [points at army of drones behind Evil Coop]