Megas XLR Season 1 quotes

The R.E.G.I.S. Mark 5 is invincible. No weapon forged by such a primitive species can defeat R.E.G.I.S., which is invincible.

Coop

[paying with pennies] $1.15...$1.16...

Oh yeah. Stratospheric strawberry slime. It's the nectar of the gods.

Coop

Where was I?

Kiva

[After seeing the R.E.G.I.S. repeatedly regenerate after being physically beaten down] Just to reiterate: Smashing bad.

Jamie

You know, normally I'm pro-smashing, and I hate to agree with future-girl, but maybe smashing isn't the way to go this time.

Coop

We tried no smashing, and that didn't work. I'm sticking to my strengths...And smashing is my strengths. I just need to find the right way to smash him.

The R.E.G.I.S. Mark V is the ultimate fighting machine. Unstoppable, merciless, glorious. No one is safe from the R.E.G.I.S..

Coop

All I wanted was a Megaslush. Just ONE Megaslush! But you wouldn't let me have it, would you? You busted up my town and you tried to eat my robot. NOW, you're going down! HARD!

Gorrath

I must admit that your strategies are strange and cunning...but mostly strange.

Coop

Alright, you intergalactic snots! You busted up my car show!

Jamie

Yeah!

Coop

You wrecked my friends' rides!

Jamie

Yeah!

Coop

AND...you made me run half a block!

Jamie

Yeah! [record scratch] Wait, half a block?

Coop

Now, it's payback time!

Jamie

Coop, Magnoflex! NOW!

Coop

Listen up, you low-rent Mothra-wannabe! You going down and you going down EXTRA hard! No one gets away with trying to mess up MY robot! Let's get it on!

Missiles - More Missiles - ALL the Missiles!

Coop

[The TV suddenly turns off] No... [Coop leaps onto the table showering Jamie with food] NO! [Coop desperately smacks the TV to get it to work] No!

Jamie

[Still covered in food] Looks like the cable's out.

Kiva

Coop, forget it. It's just Television. The world can live without it.

Coop

[Coop imagines a bright happy world without TV where he is left as a pauper] No...I won't let that happen!

Jamie

[As Megas gets sucked into the Planet Monster's surface] So THIS is how it all ends...I always thought I'd go down fighting a bunch of cyborg ninjas, or something cooler this-[Megas gets sucked beneath the surface]

Coop

It's too bad we can't force it to over-eat. I mean, it always does me in.

Jamie

No it doesn't.

Coop

Well, yeah, but regular people get sick if they eat too much.

Coop

No! I'm sick of this thing. It's trying to eat my planet, it messed up my paint job with acid bugs AND it made me miss my show! I'M taking this TV-eating sucka to the mat.