[Coop has just caused the Karrajor to be sucked into Null Space, seemingly destroying it]
Man, now I really need another Big Glug... and a cheesesteak... or 28.
Coop! You just destroyed the Glorft!
So? What'ya think was going to happen?
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UCUltra Cadet
[to Jamie] Don't worry, Coop! We'll take care of this chubby thief and get your robot back!
[offended] Chubby? Ladies, this is fat!
We better go find him. Leaving Jamie alone with some innocent aliens isn't a good idea.
What's the worst he can do? [Imagines Jamie as the King of an alien planet, an alien presents him a fish as a gift, Jamie gets angry and presses a button labeled "NOT GOOD ENOUGH" causing the entire planet to explode] You're right we better find him.
Stop! I'm not Coop!
UCUltra Cadet
What!?
[Points at Coop] He's Coop. He's the guy you wanted...
UCUltra Cadet
[observing the sweaty, fat, unshaven Coop] You're Coop?
GGoat
[Whispering to Coop] I'll give you five bucks if you tell them I'm your sidekick...
That does it! You transforming girl scout superfreaks interrupted my quality junkyard-time, kidnapped Jamie and made me miss second lunch. Oh, it's ON now!
I knew there was something more to this than some stupid fight. This is about revenge!
It's about more than that, red. You put me in a quantum singularity, destroyed my empire, made me broke! And gave me this twitch. [eye twitches, completely ignoring his huge scar] It's about hurting you and I wish to go on hurting you, so I am going to humiliate you LIVE. And while I'm at it, I think I might do a little destruction number on this planet of yours!...Oh wow, I guess it IS about revenge.
TBT-Bot
T-Bot will pounce you! Trounce you! And utterly denounce you!.
Alright, you chumps...You guys are trying to steal my title, you're wrecking my town and now you're making me seriously late on my video. You wanna fight- [gets knocked down by T-bot]
TBT-Bot
T-Bot wins no matter what! [Coop kicks T-Bot into the air]
SSkippy
So, who's the chick?
"Chick"?
She's from the future.
SSkippy
[looks at Kiva] Yeah, right.
Tell the kid something about the future, Kiva.
Little boys like you are used as target practice for "chicks" like me.
CGCoop → Gorrath
What the hack are you doing with some big Moon engine, you dirty Squid?
GCGlorft Commander
We've lost the signal!
Did you locate the earther's position?
GCGlorft Commander
Uuuhhh... There wasn't enough time...?
YOU INCOMPETENT—
GCGlorft Commander
NOT THE FACE!
MDMegas' Dashboard
Eject Skippy
I will return, Earther! Your underdeveloped brain has no capacity to comprehend the horrors I have in store for you!
And my underdeveloped brain will be waitin'. [Thinks for a second] Hey!
Okay, you slimy chump. First, you come back after I kill ya, then ya try to beat up my cousin and now you think you're gonna shoot the moon into the Earth?! Well, I got your trigger right here! [accidentally drops the trigger, which lands on Coop's lap. Coop sighs in relief, causing his belly to press the trigger, thereby activating the engine]
You fired the engine!
SSkippy
Should have let a responsible child hold it.
[After Kiva stops him from using his nukes] What's the point of having nukes if you can't use them?
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