RER.E.C.R.
I MUST destroy the enemy!
The enemy? What enemy?
RER.E.C.R.
The enemy...[R.E.C.R. thinks for a moment] EVERYTHING IS THE ENEMY!
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RER.E.C.R.
I was designed to defend this land, and I will do it by destroying everyone!
RER.E.C.R.
There is no way you can defeat the superior power of my massive 56-kilobyte processor!
I've got ten-year-old video games that are smarter than you!
MDMegas' Dashboard
Do something stupid, Coop.
That's it! You locked me up in that underground pit, made me miss my shot at being the Gonzo Game Master and now you smash the cheapest all-you-can-eat buffet in town? You just gambled and LOST, pal!
[Sarcastically] Ooh, nice one.
Yeah, pretty good huh?
Those, are the Fabio Brothers!
Let me guess, from the "Fabio Brothers" show?
No, from the video game.
Alright, you holiday-wrecking chump! You trashed the city, busted up all them balloons and ruined my parade. You want heat? I'll GIVE you heat! [sets the AC to maximum heat]
How did they end up getting captured?
Zarek caught us by surprise.
Surprise? But I thought my training left the S-Force tougher than a microwaved steak.
Training? It was your very training that left them in such a weakened state!
[After Coop escapes the Infinity Zone] Impossible! No one can escape the force of the Infinity Zone!
Hey, it's a good thing no one told me that.
Erm, hi!
DDuchess
Ugh, I forgot about you.
[Sadly] Forgot?
Let's see how this guy likes Super Destructor Mode!
MDMegas' Dashboard
You heard him kids! Super Destructor Mode!
[Megas is soon littered with hundreds of missile launchers]
Um, were you going to tell me you installed this?
I bring you a gift. A quick and painful end to your miserable lives. [laughs]
And here's a gift for you ya pointy-eared chump. [Hundreds of missiles are fired towards Zarek] In fact, here's a whole bunch of gifts! 'Cause I'm such a nice guy.
[Super Destructor Mode's missiles go off target and hit the The S-Force seemingly destroying them]
Coop!
S-Force!
Duchess?
Coop how could you do that to me? I was just getting somewhere with Duchess!
DDuchess
No you weren't!
[The S-Force is revealed to have survived the blast of Super Destructor Mode's missiles]
That's Impossible!
Nothing could have survived that blast!
AArgo
Good thing no one told us that. [The S-Force laugh]
Okay, you cape-wearing space freak! You interrupted my quality beachtime, locked up a planet-load of people and you made me nearly destroy the S-Force!
Again.
Now it's time to party, tag-team style. Let's do it, S-Force!
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