TV show quotes
Listen chump. I was just doing my own thing, when some robot-riding circus freaks jumped me! And then, you had to show up and start bashing my town! And for SOME reason, everyone keeps calling ME the BAD GUY! I may not be the best guy...but I sure ain't no bad guy! Yo, S-Force! You ready?
No! NO!
[cries] My robot!
No way! This guy sicked a giant worm-thingy on me, chased my pals around with zombie-robots and made me break a perfectly good Photonic Stabilizer! I'm putting you in a hurt locker and slamming the door, Junkman!
If I start making exceptions this whole place would fall apart.
[Later, Coop uses Megas to destroy the DMV while laughing. This is all revealed to be in his imagination]
I'll give you fall apart.
This alien chick thinks she can get my ride towed, make me go to the DMV and take a road test!? I DON'T NEED NO STINKING ROAD TEST!
Eh, dude, none of that stuff is her fault.
Yeah...Well she's still trying to kidnap Kiva. And that ain't cool neither.
Jamie, stop screaming like a girl!
It's not me, it's him! [the supervisor is shrieking and cowering]
Hey, you, stop screaming like Jamie!
[After knocking down Zanzoar from attacking Megas] Following their transpacial rift was a clever idea. I appreciate you finding them for me.
Hey, thanks buddy! I don't know what was up with that guy back there.
[To Coop] Surrender defiler! Or I'll tear your circuits out of the core!
[carrying Megas off] I WILL be emperor!
And I WILL be sick...
The Metal Maiden's a sword...The Metal Maiden's a sword?!
Listen here, you walking water heater. YOU guys attacked me.
Nope, that was you.
YOU screwed up my warp drive.
You did that too.
AND you made me miss the monster truck comeback of the century!
Again, all you.
Do ya mind? I'm on a roll here. Right! [Pause] What was I saying? Ah, forget it!
You are the one stain on my perfect record of conquest.
Then you must have gone up against some pretty lame chumps.
[Gorrath is torturing Coop by eating food in front of him]
A Philly cheesesteak? That's low.
[eats it but finds the earth food disgusting and forces a smile] Mmm!
I'll remember this when I'm back in my bot!
Now, for a little payback. Me and Megas versus a bunch of Glorft-bots that got the home field advantage. Sounds fair to me. Hey, squid! About those goodbyes! Uh, buh-bye. [Proceeds to destroy Glorft-bots]
Bet You Can't Guess What This Button Does
[To Gorrath] Come on, don't stop now. What else ya got? I've got only one arm and I'm still wiping the floor with ya! I think you'll need a bigger robot if you want to play with me anymore! What? You want me to drop the other arm so it's fair? [Kiva and Jamie shake their heads and wave their hands in desperation]
Let's see how you like the Eradicator. [Pushes a button and the Karrajor converts into an enormous mech with Megas hovering in front of it's cannons like a grain of sand]
Well... That's pretty big.
You just had to ask if he had a bigger robot, didn't you?
[Various buttons] DESTROY THE WORLD. SMITE THE WORLD. DESTROY THE WORLD WORSE. Save the world. [The last button is missing, wires hanging all over]
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