A character in Megas XLR
Played by Steve Blum
Megas XLR · 126 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Megas XLR: in 41 of its 126 quotes
Most scenes with: Coop (28), Kiva (14), Gorrath (3)
JamieCome on man, haven't I always been there for you?
[Thinking to himself, Flashbacks to Coop waiting by himself for Jamie at the movie theater,an amusement park, at Coop's Birthday, and for some reason at Jamie's Birthday] Alright, but don't be touching none of the special buttons or nothing. [He gives Jamie the car keys]
JamieYeah yeah, I promise. [He takes the keys leaving Coop alone like in the flashbacks]
Alright, tentacle-breath. You copied my robot, hit me when I wasn't looking, threatened my town-
JamieAND you almost ruined my date!
[Coop has won a hot dog eating contest, but continues eating]
JamieCoop, you can stop eating now.
I ain't finished yet! [later] you know I'm still kind of hungry. You guys up for ice cream?
How can you still be hungry after that...that horror show?
It takes many years of intensive training to cultivate this kind of refined appetite. [Flashback of Coop eating tons of food as he grows up] Many years...
[Coop is accused of being a Bad Guy by the S-Force]
Who, ME? It's just an eating contest. Is it a crime to eat?
JamieThe way you do it, it should be.
This alien chick thinks she can get my ride towed, make me go to the DMV and take a road test!? I DON'T NEED NO STINKING ROAD TEST!
JamieEh, dude, none of that stuff is her fault.
Yeah...Well she's still trying to kidnap Kiva. And that ain't cool neither.
Jamie, stop screaming like a girl!
JamieIt's not me, it's him! [the supervisor is shrieking and cowering]
Hey, you, stop screaming like Jamie!
[carrying Megas off] I WILL be emperor!
JamieAnd I WILL be sick...
Listen here, you walking water heater. YOU guys attacked me.
JamieNope, that was you.
YOU screwed up my warp drive.
You did that too.
AND you made me miss the monster truck comeback of the century!
JamieAgain, all you.
Do ya mind? I'm on a roll here. Right! [Pause] What was I saying? Ah, forget it!
[To Gorrath] Come on, don't stop now. What else ya got? I've got only one arm and I'm still wiping the floor with ya! I think you'll need a bigger robot if you want to play with me anymore! What? You want me to drop the other arm so it's fair? [Kiva and Jamie shake their heads and wave their hands in desperation]
Let's see how you like the Eradicator. [Pushes a button and the Karrajor converts into an enormous mech with Megas hovering in front of it's cannons like a grain of sand]
Well... That's pretty big.
JamieYou just had to ask if he had a bigger robot, didn't you?
JamieStop! I'm not Coop!
What!?
Jamie[Points at Coop] He's Coop. He's the guy you wanted...
[observing the sweaty, fat, unshaven Coop] You're Coop?
[Whispering to Coop] I'll give you five bucks if you tell them I'm your sidekick...
That's it! You locked me up in that underground pit, made me miss my shot at being the Gonzo Game Master and now you smash the cheapest all-you-can-eat buffet in town? You just gambled and LOST, pal!
Jamie[Sarcastically] Ooh, nice one.
Yeah, pretty good huh?
JamieThose, are the Fabio Brothers!
Let me guess, from the "Fabio Brothers" show?
No, from the video game.
JamieErm, hi!
Ugh, I forgot about you.
Jamie[Sadly] Forgot?
[Super Destructor Mode's missiles go off target and hit the The S-Force seemingly destroying them]
Coop!
S-Force!
JamieDuchess?
JamieCoop how could you do that to me? I was just getting somewhere with Duchess!
No you weren't!
[The S-Force is revealed to have survived the blast of Super Destructor Mode's missiles]
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