Jamie quotes from Megas XLR

Why have you done this?

Coop

Done what? [camera cuts to the broken robot that suddenly explodes]

Destroy our guardian!

Jamie

Uh, he was like that when we got here.

Kiva

Jamie, they saw us do it.

Jamie

[screams] Ah? Wait, I'm okay?

Coop

Yeah, what's goin' on?

Kiva

This device must only affect a robot with an artificial intelligence operating construct.

Coop

Ha ha! Ya hear that!? You can't do nothin' to us, 'cause we don't have intelligence!

Coop

Okay chump, anything else you wanna throw at me?

Just one thing. [summons a giant satellite dish]

Jamie

[scoffs] What's he gonna do? Make us watch some bad TV?

Jamie

C'mon, Coop! What're you waiting for?! Tear 'em apart!

Coop

I can't! They're not the bad guys.

Jamie

So? That's never stopped you before! Smash 'em before they smash ME!

Coop

Alright, you brainwashing alien creep! You try to grind us up, you enslaved a bunch of innocent robots and now you're making me late for spicy ham nuggets?! I got one word for you, pal! "Game-over"!

Two words.

Coop

Whatever!

Kiva

Uh, Coop? Overkill?

Jamie

Yeah! Do more!

Coop

Okay, you galactic bad-guy-wannabe! You smash up my drive-in, stole my one-of-a-kind universal controller and made me miss "Revenge of the Amoeba People".

Jamie

And the final episode of "Cheerleader Wars".

Jamie

Hey, Schoolgirl, bet you can't hit us!

Skalgar! Skalgar! Stop mocking me!

Gorrath

How is it possible that a remedial lifeform like you, could have stopped ME time and again? [Flashback to Coop beating aliens in various video games]

Coop

What can I say? Whooping alien freaks is a skill.

Gorrath

I demand to know who's in charge here!

THAT would me. And I don't think YOU'RE in a position to demand anything.

Coop

Hey you got the wrong idea! See I was kicking his butt and then we ended up in this warp thing and-

-Don't insult my intelligence! Since our war started, we've been trying to capture you.

Coop

War? Us? [Flashback to Coop and Jamie competing in various activities with Coop winning every time] Come on man! We were just messing around. I'll let you win next time.

Gorrath

We'll need some kind of diversion.

Coop

Right, diversion. Urm? [accidentally presses a button on the wall setting off an alarm]

Gorrath

No! [A laser beam shoots skyward and Coop punches the alarm a few times which makes it stop]

Coop

Uh...[Laughs nervously] I'm sure no one heard that. [The guard point their guns at Coop and Gorrath] Yep. Yep they heard it.

Gorrath

[angrily] Have I told you how much I hate you?

I'm impressed. Allowing yourself to get caught, just so you can activate a homing beacon for them to find our base. Very clever.

Gorrath

Clever?!