Coop quotes from Megas XLR

Coop

Let's see how this guy likes Super Destructor Mode!

You heard him kids! Super Destructor Mode!

Kiva

Um, were you going to tell me you installed this?

I bring you a gift. A quick and painful end to your miserable lives. [laughs]

Coop

And here's a gift for you ya pointy-eared chump. [Hundreds of missiles are fired towards Zarek] In fact, here's a whole bunch of gifts! 'Cause I'm such a nice guy.

Coop

Okay, you cape-wearing space freak! You interrupted my quality beachtime, locked up a planet-load of people and you made me nearly destroy the S-Force!

Kiva

Again.

Coop

Now it's time to party, tag-team style. Let's do it, S-Force!

Sweet Kiva, I give you one last chance. Stay with me, and forget about these fools.

Coop

Alright you-

Kiva

-Arrogant, overblown thief! You tried to break up our team, you almost killed Coop and Jamie, and you made me listen to your endless, cheesy pickup lines!

Coop

Nice.

Cheesy?

Kiva

Get him, Coop!

Coop

Kiva! Duck and cover!

He wouldn't!

Kiva

You don't know Coop.

Why have you done this?

Coop

Done what? [camera cuts to the broken robot that suddenly explodes]

Destroy our guardian!

Jamie

Uh, he was like that when we got here.

Kiva

Jamie, they saw us do it.

Hail to our new guardian! We are saved! [Megas destroys a building]

Coop

Sorry!

We are doomed...

Jamie

[screams] Ah? Wait, I'm okay?

Coop

Yeah, what's goin' on?

Kiva

This device must only affect a robot with an artificial intelligence operating construct.

Coop

Ha ha! Ya hear that!? You can't do nothin' to us, 'cause we don't have intelligence!

Why are you interfering with my facility?

Coop

I was just looking for directions! See what happens when you ask for directions?

Coop

Okay chump, anything else you wanna throw at me?

Just one thing. [summons a giant satellite dish]

Jamie

[scoffs] What's he gonna do? Make us watch some bad TV?

Jamie

C'mon, Coop! What're you waiting for?! Tear 'em apart!

Coop

I can't! They're not the bad guys.

Jamie

So? That's never stopped you before! Smash 'em before they smash ME!

Coop

Alright, you brainwashing alien creep! You try to grind us up, you enslaved a bunch of innocent robots and now you're making me late for spicy ham nuggets?! I got one word for you, pal! "Game-over"!

Two words.

Coop

Whatever!

Coop

Okay, you galactic bad-guy-wannabe! You smash up my drive-in, stole my one-of-a-kind universal controller and made me miss "Revenge of the Amoeba People".

Jamie

And the final episode of "Cheerleader Wars".

Gorrath

How is it possible that a remedial lifeform like you, could have stopped ME time and again? [Flashback to Coop beating aliens in various video games]

Coop

What can I say? Whooping alien freaks is a skill.

Gorrath

I demand to know who's in charge here!

THAT would me. And I don't think YOU'RE in a position to demand anything.

Coop

Hey you got the wrong idea! See I was kicking his butt and then we ended up in this warp thing and-

-Don't insult my intelligence! Since our war started, we've been trying to capture you.

Coop

War? Us? [Flashback to Coop and Jamie competing in various activities with Coop winning every time] Come on man! We were just messing around. I'll let you win next time.

Gorrath

Even in victory, you humans are pathetic.

Coop

[Laughs] And getting locked up in your own ship ain't pathetic?