Coop quotes from Megas XLR

Coop

A Philly cheesesteak? That's low.

Gorrath

[eats it but finds the earth food disgusting and forces a smile] Mmm!

Coop

I'll remember this when I'm back in my bot!

Coop

[To Gorrath] Come on, don't stop now. What else ya got? I've got only one arm and I'm still wiping the floor with ya! I think you'll need a bigger robot if you want to play with me anymore! What? You want me to drop the other arm so it's fair? [Kiva and Jamie shake their heads and wave their hands in desperation]

Gorrath

Let's see how you like the Eradicator. [Pushes a button and the Karrajor converts into an enormous mech with Megas hovering in front of it's cannons like a grain of sand]

Coop

Well... That's pretty big.

Jamie

You just had to ask if he had a bigger robot, didn't you?

Coop

Man, now I really need another Big Glug... and a cheesesteak... or 28.

Kiva

Coop! You just destroyed the Glorft!

Coop

So? What'ya think was going to happen?

[to Jamie] Don't worry, Coop! We'll take care of this chubby thief and get your robot back!

Coop

[offended] Chubby? Ladies, this is fat!

Kiva

We better go find him. Leaving Jamie alone with some innocent aliens isn't a good idea.

Coop

What's the worst he can do? [Imagines Jamie as the King of an alien planet, an alien presents him a fish as a gift, Jamie gets angry and presses a button labeled "NOT GOOD ENOUGH" causing the entire planet to explode] You're right we better find him.

Coop

Alright, you chumps...You guys are trying to steal my title, you're wrecking my town and now you're making me seriously late on my video. You wanna fight- [gets knocked down by T-bot]

T-Bot wins no matter what! [Coop kicks T-Bot into the air]

So, who's the chick?

Kiva

"Chick"?

Coop

She's from the future.

[looks at Kiva] Yeah, right.

Coop

Tell the kid something about the future, Kiva.

Kiva

Little boys like you are used as target practice for "chicks" like me.

Gorrath

I will return, Earther! Your underdeveloped brain has no capacity to comprehend the horrors I have in store for you!

Coop

And my underdeveloped brain will be waitin'. [Thinks for a second] Hey!

Coop

Okay, you slimy chump. First, you come back after I kill ya, then ya try to beat up my cousin and now you think you're gonna shoot the moon into the Earth?! Well, I got your trigger right here! [accidentally drops the trigger, which lands on Coop's lap. Coop sighs in relief, causing his belly to press the trigger, thereby activating the engine]

Kiva

You fired the engine!

Should have let a responsible child hold it.

I MUST destroy the enemy!

Coop

The enemy? What enemy?

The enemy...[R.E.C.R. thinks for a moment] EVERYTHING IS THE ENEMY!

There is no way you can defeat the superior power of my massive 56-kilobyte processor!

Coop

I've got ten-year-old video games that are smarter than you!

Coop

That's it! You locked me up in that underground pit, made me miss my shot at being the Gonzo Game Master and now you smash the cheapest all-you-can-eat buffet in town? You just gambled and LOST, pal!

Jamie

[Sarcastically] Ooh, nice one.

Coop

Yeah, pretty good huh?

Jamie

Those, are the Fabio Brothers!

Kiva

Let me guess, from the "Fabio Brothers" show?

Coop

No, from the video game.

Kiva

How did they end up getting captured?

Zarek caught us by surprise.

Coop

Surprise? But I thought my training left the S-Force tougher than a microwaved steak.

Training? It was your very training that left them in such a weakened state!

[After Coop escapes the Infinity Zone] Impossible! No one can escape the force of the Infinity Zone!

Coop

Hey, it's a good thing no one told me that.