Coop quotes from Megas XLR

Gorrath

We'll need some kind of diversion.

Coop

Right, diversion. Urm? [accidentally presses a button on the wall setting off an alarm]

Gorrath

No! [A laser beam shoots skyward and Coop punches the alarm a few times which makes it stop]

Coop

Uh...[Laughs nervously] I'm sure no one heard that. [The guard point their guns at Coop and Gorrath] Yep. Yep they heard it.

Gorrath

[angrily] Have I told you how much I hate you?

I'm impressed. Allowing yourself to get caught, just so you can activate a homing beacon for them to find our base. Very clever.

Gorrath

Clever?!

Coop

Alright, squid. You tried to wreck the city again, made me go to some alternate dimension where Jamie is an even bigger creep than usual AND you got me locked up in a jail cell with no food?! It's time to rumble!

Gorrath

Are you talking to me? I'm on your side now, remember?!

Coop

Oh, sorry. Force of habit, I guess.

Coop

No one trashes Jersey City! Err... but me.

You should be dead! I'm gonna sweep you aside like a fat ball of dust!

Coop

[scoffs] You and what army?

Gorrath

No doubt, that one. [points at army of drones behind Evil Coop]

Your obsolete mech is a disgrace.

Coop

Does THIS look obsolete?! [Megas strikes a dramatic pose, a piece falls of]

Yes, it does.

Gorrath

[looking at Cuma] Such a waste. First I'm trapped in the past, and now I'm trapped in a dimension where YOU rule! Shoot me now...

Coop

This ain't so bad. I can fix this. [Cuma explodes]

Why won't you die!?

Coop

Next time you abandon Megas, don't leave it in MY garage!

You know you don't have a chance.

Coop

I don't know NOTHIN'!