Coop quotes from Megas XLR

I should thank you for releasing me.

Coop

Don't mention it!

Instead I shall destroy you.

[Now twice as large as before] Remember me?

Coop

I remember I whooped your jacked up alien butt.

A temporary setback. But thanks to your laser beam, I feel good enough to kill a thousand planets. Guess where I'm going to start?

Coop

Uh, I don't know, YOUR MOM'S HOUSE!? [Grrkek kicks Megas]

Coop

First, he smashes my car, which I was going to fix by the way! Then he breaks my video game-

Jamie

Coop, you broke that.

Coop

I'm on a roll here, man! And NOW he wants to break my planet? Well, I got news for you buddy! This town ain't big enough for the both...of...us? [Coop notices the giant tidal wave]

Jamie

Come on man, haven't I always been there for you?

Coop

[Thinking to himself, Flashbacks to Coop waiting by himself for Jamie at the movie theater,an amusement park, at Coop's Birthday, and for some reason at Jamie's Birthday] Alright, but don't be touching none of the special buttons or nothing. [He gives Jamie the car keys]

Jamie

Yeah yeah, I promise. [He takes the keys leaving Coop alone like in the flashbacks]

Coop

Alright, tentacle-breath. You copied my robot, hit me when I wasn't looking, threatened my town-

Jamie

AND you almost ruined my date!

Jamie

Coop, you can stop eating now.

Coop

I ain't finished yet! [later] you know I'm still kind of hungry. You guys up for ice cream?

Kiva

How can you still be hungry after that...that horror show?

Coop

It takes many years of intensive training to cultivate this kind of refined appetite. [Flashback of Coop eating tons of food as he grows up] Many years...

Coop

Who, ME? It's just an eating contest. Is it a crime to eat?

Jamie

The way you do it, it should be.

Coop

What's this Omnicron 13 thingy?

No! You destabilized the wave pattern! Who knows what will happen? Don't activate it!

Coop

[Immediately activates it]

Coop

Listen chump. I was just doing my own thing, when some robot-riding circus freaks jumped me! And then, you had to show up and start bashing my town! And for SOME reason, everyone keeps calling ME the BAD GUY! I may not be the best guy...but I sure ain't no bad guy! Yo, S-Force! You ready?

No! NO!

[cries] My robot!

If I start making exceptions this whole place would fall apart.

Coop

I'll give you fall apart.

Coop

This alien chick thinks she can get my ride towed, make me go to the DMV and take a road test!? I DON'T NEED NO STINKING ROAD TEST!

Jamie

Eh, dude, none of that stuff is her fault.

Coop

Yeah...Well she's still trying to kidnap Kiva. And that ain't cool neither.

Coop

Jamie, stop screaming like a girl!

Jamie

It's not me, it's him! [the supervisor is shrieking and cowering]

Coop

Hey, you, stop screaming like Jamie!

[After knocking down Zanzoar from attacking Megas] Following their transpacial rift was a clever idea. I appreciate you finding them for me.

Coop

Hey, thanks buddy! I don't know what was up with that guy back there.

[To Coop] Surrender defiler! Or I'll tear your circuits out of the core!

Coop

Listen here, you walking water heater. YOU guys attacked me.

Jamie

Nope, that was you.

Coop

YOU screwed up my warp drive.

Kiva

You did that too.

Coop

AND you made me miss the monster truck comeback of the century!

Jamie

Again, all you.

Coop

Do ya mind? I'm on a roll here. Right! [Pause] What was I saying? Ah, forget it!

Gorrath

You are the one stain on my perfect record of conquest.

Coop

Then you must have gone up against some pretty lame chumps.