Coop quotes from Megas XLR

Coop

The only thing I hate more than you...is me. Uh, him. [Gorrath looks unimpressed] You know what I mean!

Coop

Listen up, you jive-clone-wannabe! You wrecked my alternate dimension city, blew up my robot and, worst of all, made me SKINNY! Well you're in MY dimension now! And we do things a little differently here!

Two! Bucks! Anything in that pile: two bucks. I doubt that whole pile is worth more than two bucks...

Coop

[Coop pulls on junk, causing the pile to collapse and revealing Megas] Whoa. What's that?

No idea.

Coop

Two bucks, huh? I'll take it!

Oh, man...

Kiva

[After Coop bested Kiva's mech with a spectacular wrestling move] My drones! I can't understand how you beat me.

Coop

Yeah...it kinda ROCKED. [Kiva looks at him] I mean, sorry about that.

Kiva

How did YOU get to be such a good pilot?

Coop

Well...[Flashback occurs. Mainly showing Coop sitting by the couch playing video games, he gets older, Jamie comes along and they both get older]

Jamie

Hey, uh, Coop. She's jacking your ride. [Coop shakes his head and snaps out of his reverie]

Kiva

Look at them all, these odds are awful!

Coop

You're right, it is kind of unfair. [knocks one of Kiva's automated drones] Now it's fair.

Coop

Who wants a burger? Or five?!

Jamie

[Sarcastically] Monkey thing, huh?

Kiva

[Dejected] I should've stayed in the future...

Magnanimous

Now, either you throw the fight or the redhead and the little girl get a taste of the [ominous voice and music] quantum singularity!

Mr. Cooplowski! Pay attention! One day you'll need to know what a quantum singularity is, and then you'll be sorry!

Coop

Yeah, right.

Kiva

First we need to run through all the systems.

Jamie

[Groans] But that could take hours.

Coop

Could. Won't. [Coop flies Megas into space and pushes practically all the buttons.]

[After crushing the Megaslush machine in front of Coop] Do not panic. [Draws several weapons] You will all die. [R.E.G.I.S. chases after some people]

Jamie

Coop, we got to stop that thing! Before it hurts ME!

Coop

THAT thing...just hurt...my MEGASLUSH! [In Megas, to R.E.G.I.S.] Hey, pal! I believe you owe me and my friend here a Megaslush.

Who dares challenge R.E.G.I.S.? R.E.G.I.S. is the destroyer of worlds, consumer of their rubble, bringer of despair. R.E.G.I.S. is- [Gets crushed by Megas]

Jamie

Nice!

Coop

[paying with pennies] $1.15...$1.16...

Oh yeah. Stratospheric strawberry slime. It's the nectar of the gods.

Coop

Where was I?

Kiva

[After seeing the R.E.G.I.S. repeatedly regenerate after being physically beaten down] Just to reiterate: Smashing bad.

Jamie

You know, normally I'm pro-smashing, and I hate to agree with future-girl, but maybe smashing isn't the way to go this time.

Coop

We tried no smashing, and that didn't work. I'm sticking to my strengths...And smashing is my strengths. I just need to find the right way to smash him.

Coop

Alright, you intergalactic snots! You busted up my car show!

Jamie

Yeah!

Coop

You wrecked my friends' rides!

Jamie

Yeah!

Coop

AND...you made me run half a block!

Jamie

Yeah! [record scratch] Wait, half a block?

Coop

Now, it's payback time!

Coop

[The TV suddenly turns off] No... [Coop leaps onto the table showering Jamie with food] NO! [Coop desperately smacks the TV to get it to work] No!

Jamie

[Still covered in food] Looks like the cable's out.

Kiva

Coop, forget it. It's just Television. The world can live without it.

Coop

[Coop imagines a bright happy world without TV where he is left as a pauper] No...I won't let that happen!

Coop

It's too bad we can't force it to over-eat. I mean, it always does me in.

Jamie

No it doesn't.

Coop

Well, yeah, but regular people get sick if they eat too much.